poolard 

An individual whos main goal is to exert the least amount of effort possible in all aspects of daily life.

Someone who is extremely lazy and doesnt want to leave their house.

All Josh does is sit at home on the computer and play world of warcraft, what a poolard!

poolard by mylittlesnoookie December 25, 2009

Poolard beer 

A polar bear type person who is an overweight alcoholic. Typically a lazy, yet cool to hangout with.

My buddy Josh is such a poolard beer

Poolard beer by Jake larda September 13, 2021

poonardigan 

one who acts as a poonard

Damn nigga your a fucking poonardigan.

poonardigan by freddy and marcos October 30, 2008

A pollard 

To have a moody with people. Not talk to them for days, even weeks. Because of a really trivial remark.

Dave did 'a pollard' when he discovered people weren't taking the making of history seriously.

A pollard by podery January 21, 2009

sita pollard 

Average height, half British, dark hair and light skin. Basically every Starbucks girl, jk on the contrary though she’s quite the opposite of a Starbucks girl. Friendly and honestly anyone can be friends with her, she’s genuinely a nice person and will always fight for what she believes in.

Omg you’re such a Sita Pollard.

sita pollard by Phenolphthalean April 7, 2019

Tiffany Pollard 

Also known as New York and the HBIC (Head Bitch In Charge), Pollard is a head strong, outspoken, independent black woman from New York.

She is the Queen of Memes & Reality TV, as she set the blueprint for how many reality personalities on tv try to behave ever since her rise to fame. Because of her honest reactions and expressive remarks, memes of Pollard are used and she is quoted all over the world on social media and most prominently Stan Twitter.

Tiffany began her career starring in VH1's ''Flavor Of Love'' in 2006, and starred in it for 2 season's before VH1 offered her her own show. She was the only member of the show to genuinely compete to be with Flava Flav, and not just to have fame and money like the other cast.

''Flava Flav didn't deserve Tiffany Pollard, she was too loyal for him''

Tiffany Pollard by sapphirelatina January 7, 2022

Natalie Pollard 

A Psychopathic wife who's goal in life is to play nice and convince the spouse into marriage. Once this task has been accomplished she will then turn into a satan-sort of a human-being and forcefully remove your sexual organs and hands. she will then harvest these organs and only give them use during self pleasure in the form of masturbation. Once you can stand no more she will lock you and all your children in the frigid basement and torment you unitl you can stand no more. Finally she will take a nazi dagger and make an incision across your trachea causing extreme blood loss leading to death, which only brings furthe peasure to her. Once the spouse is deceased she will perform sexual experiments on the children such as attaching squirrel testicles and removing the human ones. once all her fun and games have been performed and she is satisfied with her demoness, she will then break a valve filled with fatal carbon monoxide gas, and watch the kids through a video camera as they suffer for their last breathe.

Natalie Pollard" im gonna cut your balls off"

Natalie Pollard by Jeffrey the shit Dahmer December 28, 2009