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An individual whos main goal is to exert the least amount of effort possible in all aspects of daily life.

Someone who is extremely lazy and doesnt want to leave their house.
All Josh does is sit at home on the computer and play world of warcraft, what a poolard!
by mylittlesnoookie December 25, 2009
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Poo-lard is a hangry being, his super tasting abilities are through the roof. He does not believe in the Green Party as free education is for people who want to pay more than a loonie for a bud light. Poo-Lard is a horny fuck who is found most of the time wanking dry in his blue muscle shirt.
“Give this to my family incase if we die”
-general poo-lard
“My water is much tastier than the H2O of lord dortis - Aqua Poo-lard
“Free education is bullshit, we should have to pay for school”-political Poo-lard
Do not bring up the Green Party or poo-lard will use his super tasting ability’s to fuck ur mom.
by OGlover21 November 23, 2019
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