pootarded 

Somebody with shit for brains.

President Bush is pootarded.

pootarded by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009

Poortarded 

A person who is ignorant on the basis of economic upbringing.

Timmy didn't know how to operate the microwave, because he's poortarded.

Poortarded by The In and Out Kids September 11, 2005

pretarded 

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

pretarded by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

photarded

Adjective.

1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.

Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.

2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.

1.) "You'll have to excuse my obnoxious friend... just give him the camera and make him take the picture. He's completely photarded anyway."

2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."

photarded by u5terk March 2, 2009

Pertarded 

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

Ptarded 

Verb - similiar to being retarded but thinks with their penis... hence the ptardedness. retarded dumb ass jtorched jneen midgets clowns jocks

Getting head from that skanky ho was really ptarded of you.

Ptarded by ssatanica April 8, 2009

Pontarddulais 

Local Swansea town with an unlimited amount of chavs. Little Children running up to you and asking if you can go in the shop for Alcohol or Fags

Should we go down the Pontarddulais and rack up a line of meow?

Pontarddulais by Chickenlicker January 21, 2013