poohand 

the scent of feces clinging to one's hand, even through handwashing with soap

OMG, i've got the poohand!!!1

poohand by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

poohan 

a name for a teeny bopper who smells and who thinks they are tough. Is often seen accompanied by an adjective with the letter p.

Punky Poohan
PO'd Poohan
Poor Mood Poohan
Pickled Poohan

poohan by anymous23445 May 5, 2008

Poohan 

Polish Peace Promoter

Poohan got run over by an SUV, walkin to the X-change yesterday. You can say there's no such thing as Poohan, but as for me and Bunder, we believe!

Poohan by Sir!Sir! December 22, 2009

poosandwich 

quite literally,
a sandwich of poo. :)

person1: omg, youre such a bitch.
person2: what the hell? what did i do you you?
1: i hate you.
2: go eat a poosandwich.

poosandwich by ronaaaaaaaaaaald. December 17, 2008

Poonhandler 

A promiscuous man that goes around begging women for sex.

Chrissy - Your friend Bill keeps begging me and my friends for sex.
Thomas - Yeah, he's a real Poonhandler. If I were him, I wouldn't want to bang his wife Hillary either.

Poonhandler by Do the Stammy Leg September 15, 2016

pooland

A country that many people believe does not exist tho it actually does, situated 2 metres below Poland, Pooland ironicaly is a clean world and smells of neon monkey

One day I'm going to go to Pooland

pooland by leon kompawsky May 25, 2004

Poogandhi 

The act of inserting one's thumb up your sexual partner's rectal cavity.....pulling it out ....proceeding to dot them on the forehead with said thumb. If not enough fecal matter, reinsert with a longer finger, and do not rinse, but repeat.

The result is your partner having a "poo dot", and looking like Gandhi.

I had a blind date with an Indian girl the other day, and decided to honor her traditions by giving her a Poogandhi.

Poogandhi by Pomchenko April 12, 2011