Chrissy - Your friend Bill keeps begging me and my friends for sex.
Thomas - Yeah, he's a real Poonhandler. If I were him, I wouldn't want to bang his wife Hillary either.
A country that many people believe does not exist tho it actually does, situated 2 metres below Poland, Pooland ironicaly is a clean world and smells of neon monkey
The act of inserting one's thumb up your sexual partner's rectal cavity.....pulling it out ....proceeding to dot them on the forehead with said thumb. If not enough fecal matter, reinsert with a longer finger, and do not rinse, but repeat.
The result is your partner having a "poo dot", and looking like Gandhi.