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the scent of feces clinging to one's hand, even through handwashing with soap
OMG, i've got the poohand!!!1
poohand by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003
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a name for a teeny bopper who smells and who thinks they are tough. Is often seen accompanied by an adjective with the letter p.
Punky Poohan
PO'd Poohan
Poor Mood Poohan
Pickled Poohan
poohan by anymous23445 May 5, 2008
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Poohan got run over by an SUV, walkin to the X-change yesterday. You can say there's no such thing as Poohan, but as for me and Bunder, we believe!
Poohan by Sir!Sir! December 22, 2009

poosandwich 

quite literally,
a sandwich of poo. :)

person1: omg, youre such a bitch.
person2: what the hell? what did i do you you?
1: i hate you.
2: go eat a poosandwich.
poosandwich by ronaaaaaaaaaaald. December 17, 2008

Poonhandler 

A promiscuous man that goes around begging women for sex.
Chrissy - Your friend Bill keeps begging me and my friends for sex.
Thomas - Yeah, he's a real Poonhandler. If I were him, I wouldn't want to bang his wife Hillary either.
Poonhandler by Do the Stammy Leg September 15, 2016
A country that many people believe does not exist tho it actually does, situated 2 metres below Poland, Pooland ironicaly is a clean world and smells of neon monkey
One day I'm going to go to Pooland
pooland by leon kompawsky May 25, 2004

Poogandhi 

The act of inserting one's thumb up your sexual partner's rectal cavity.....pulling it out ....proceeding to dot them on the forehead with said thumb. If not enough fecal matter, reinsert with a longer finger, and do not rinse, but repeat.

The result is your partner having a "poo dot", and looking like Gandhi.
I had a blind date with an Indian girl the other day, and decided to honor her traditions by giving her a Poogandhi.
Poogandhi by Pomchenko April 12, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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