pooflakes

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney

" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "

by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

Poo-flakes

also known as Arse dandruff and Butt crumbs

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.

by coazeau July 29, 2012

Pornflakes

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.

"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".

by guntherer January 6, 2009

pwnflakes

n.

The power of pwn contained in cereal. It is 99% testoserone and 1% of corn syrup goodness. Having eaten this cereal, one may have a tendancy to cause extreme pwnage. This is said to be a good substitute for steroids. Pwnflakes is in no way associated with 1337 Cereal.

"Man I should have had more Pwnflakes for breakfast"
"PWNFLAKES!!!"

by Dann Boeing November 14, 2007

poo flakes

when you do a shit and flush, but there is still some little flakey poo particles left. usually happens when your poo isnt well held together.

"when i flushed there were poo flakes and they slowly wafted to the bottom of the bowl like a snow globe!"

by masterofpooflake September 2, 2009

pooncakes

1) a yeast infected poon;
2) a fictional nightclub/restaurant in American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

1. Hey! look at that pooncake!
2. So we went to Pooncakes last night...

by Costas Mandylor June 20, 2008

pornflakes

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.

when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.

by chrispyq March 8, 2013