pooflakes
a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney
pooflakes by Sam and cod November 6, 2008
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Poo-flakes
also known as Arse dandruff and Butt crumbs
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.
Poo-flakes by coazeau July 29, 2012
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Pornflakes
"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"
"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"
"Nice one".
"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"
"Nice one".
Pornflakes by guntherer January 6, 2009
pwnflakes
n.
The power of pwn contained in cereal. It is 99% testoserone and 1% of corn syrup goodness. Having eaten this cereal, one may have a tendancy to cause extreme pwnage. This is said to be a good substitute for steroids. Pwnflakes is in no way associated with 1337 Cereal.
The power of pwn contained in cereal. It is 99% testoserone and 1% of corn syrup goodness. Having eaten this cereal, one may have a tendancy to cause extreme pwnage. This is said to be a good substitute for steroids. Pwnflakes is in no way associated with 1337 Cereal.
pwnflakes by Dann Boeing November 14, 2007
poo flakes
when you do a shit and flush, but there is still some little flakey poo particles left. usually happens when your poo isnt well held together.
"when i flushed there were poo flakes and they slowly wafted to the bottom of the bowl like a snow globe!"
poo flakes by masterofpooflake September 2, 2009
pooncakes
1) a yeast infected poon;
2) a fictional nightclub/restaurant in American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
2) a fictional nightclub/restaurant in American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
pooncakes by Costas Mandylor June 20, 2008
pornflakes
pornflakes by chrispyq March 8, 2013
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