pooflakin

When someone freaks out because they have to take a shit.

Ryan: Hey natalie how are you?
Natalie: Aw man, i'm pooflakin!
Ryan: Damn, that sucks ass!

by Maelyn July 19, 2007

Poofkin

When you put baby powder in your butcrack and you make your farts visible.

When Avery poofkined all around the room I gave him a good spanking.

by achoholicsementhrower69 October 21, 2010

pooflakes

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney

" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "

by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

Poolaxin

when you are hanging out at the pool doing nothing but soaking up the sun the cooling off maybe a frosty beverage, repete, much like chillaxin but with a pool involved, not to be used with a lake, ocean, river or creek

we were poolaxin at my house after the long humid day in the sun

by jasbtin June 14, 2010

pooflinger

a poo flinging ape poop doo doo madie is a big ape with afro tities

"shit son that bitch just flung poo at me what a monkey"
"thanks man i thought she might put poo up my ass with her big hairy flaming penis"
"yeah what a pooflinger"

by pooflingers July 7, 2006

podfaking

The act of wearing earbuds even if your iPod is not on or not charged to avoid annoying or obnoxious people.

That guy next to me on the plane kept trying to talk to me, so I was podfaking the whole flight home.

by cbh5624 October 18, 2008

poollaxin'

the act of chilling and/or relaxing, poolside

Memorial Day weekend and I was just poollaxin' and watermellin'.

by jvcwut November 24, 2011