Ponché

A super homosexual suffering from blue balls.

Jake was extra frisky tonight, he was acting like a total ponché.

by foobar98555 October 8, 2022

Ponche

Heavily sweet liqueur with a pronounced sherry-brandy taste and raisin overtones.

Rashid likes to drink Ponche.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Ponche

A drink chosen by homosexuals and bisexuals.

A the girl refused Ponche because she hates homosexuals.

by Dr.Professional June 26, 2019

Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants

Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.

by will bitten December 4, 2016

pinched cheek shuffle

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

by will bitten September 16, 2017

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016