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A drink chosen by homosexuals and bisexuals.
A the girl refused Ponche because she hates homosexuals.
Ponche by Dr.Professional June 26, 2019
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Jake was extra frisky tonight, he was acting like a total ponché.
Ponché by foobar98555 October 8, 2022

Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants
Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.
Dick Poacher by will bitten December 4, 2016

pinched cheek shuffle 

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.
The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.
Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.
Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.
Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.
Porker poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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