Skip to main content

raisin

Share definition
Any senior citizen over the age of 65. Usually found on bus stops, gym locker rooms, and retirement homes.
" These fucking raisins are stinking up the bus".
by AtmoSlug August 25, 2013
Flag
mugGet the raisin mug.

raisin

Share definition
a slightly wrinkled person, grandparent, and a person who has an air of common sense and niceness to them.
Little Jimmy said, "WOW susie, your grandmother is awesome!"
Susie, "I know she's my favorite raisin."
by mushyroom765 December 23, 2009
Flag
mugGet the raisin mug.

raisin

Share definition
Dawn: Happy 100th birthday!! hehe
You are such a raisin! Such a dinosaur!
by Slumdog January 17, 2009
Flag
mugGet the raisin mug.

Raisin

Share definition
clitoris (I don't know where it's located but I hear it
smells magically delicious).
We bought Dolores's Raisin before she had any children.
The SM Raisin Girl sold it to us. She knows some people
in the Glitz Biz. Benjamin's son visits her house regularly.
Anyway, she's been sneezing 3 times a day since she was
14 (Drew disputes this).
by Jim Ference November 26, 2007
Flag
mugGet the Raisin mug.

raisin

Share definition
he put raisins in his penis for fun
by kevin December 22, 2004
Flag
mugGet the raisin mug.

Raisin

Share definition
clitoris (I don't know where it's located but I hear it
smells magically delicious).
I nibbled on Dolores's Raisin until she sneezed.
She gave me her coold. I'd never had a coold before.
An hour later I sneezed too.

Her freakuency isn't that great. Her Raisin smalls better
than her eggs, but only slightly. Other than that,
I'm a vegetarian. Gandhi-ji thinks I'm a saint.
(Please check out Autobiography of a Yogi by
Paramahansa Yogananda. PM is a scream.)

We bought Dolores's Raisin before she had any children.
The SM Raisin Girl sold it to us. She knows some people
in the Glitz Biz. Benjamin's son visits her house regularly.
Anyway, she's been sneezing 3 times a day since she was
14 (Drew disputes this).

Incidentally, I see you already have a def for freakuency.
Then, what's a Rajsneeze? Is it when a dude takes an OD
of Risperdal and the next 2 times he sneezes, it takes
over his entire body instead of just remaining in his
snatch? Scary... BTW, never taken Cialis or Viagra.

Give Al my regards.

50YOV
by Jim Ference November 27, 2007
Flag
mugGet the Raisin mug.

Raisin

Share definition
When the person in question is too thirsty!! This person is always chatting up girls/guys constantly trying to get some ass /dick. Why raisin .. you know they be really dehydrated and shit so they're freakin' thirsty!!
Jack can't even walk by a girl without checking her out and trying to get her number, such a raisin .

The thirst is real with this one, he is the biggest raisin out there!!
by justyohomeboi October 12, 2014
Flag
mugGet the Raisin mug.