Poeism

The religion is which Edgar Allen Poe is the true Jesus Christ. Jane Austen is God and blesses all people who read her novels. The sub-unit of Poeism is Poe-ianity which proves the supremacy of Poeism. The Holy Spirit is Alfred Lord Tennyson, in all of his glory. Poeism is currently expanding its reach worldwide. In Poeism, there are sessions where all members meet and give their opinions on indoctrinating people into the religion.

Poeism is the only valid religion.

by pasta is god November 16, 2022

poesmina

Derived from the Afrikaans word for vagina (Poes) in conjunction with the second half of the original pashmina (mina), worn in pashmina fashion, the poesmina is slightly larger and far more comfortable. It is often seen drapped around a goodlooking homosexual man on his way to tea or to purchase cigarettes.

Dani: "Oh Rennie, I just love that poesmina on you, the colour is fab..."
Rennie: "Thanks Koeks"

by Ralph Graca June 11, 2006

povism

Povism
/poh-viz-uhm/ • n.

The frustration of being stuck inside your own head, unable to comprehend how the people close to you understand and recognise who you are - leaving you unable to express your true emotions, feelings, and love.

"Hey, are you okay?"
"Yeah I just feel really povism."

by Jellybeans1828 February 3, 2022

JoJo Pieism

A form of Pieism, a religion worshipping the one true Pie!

I am a follower of JoJo Pieism

by The JoJo May 4, 2008

Ponism

Ponism is basically sexism but for bronies

James: hey dad I gotta tell ya something. I’m a brony.
Dad: what your a loser.
James: that’s ponism dad * dabs and walks out the door backwards

by The really garr August 2, 2018

Pieism

A religion with 6 independant sects, all following the almighty Pie.

I follow JoJo Pieism.

by JoJo of Pie June 14, 2007

pokeism

pokeism is th religion of pokemon pokeists believe that arceus created the world and then the legendarys giving them something to command so as to keep the balance

whats your religion

pokeism

by umbermeister November 14, 2011