Poeism

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The religion is which Edgar Allen Poe is the true Jesus Christ. Jane Austen is God and blesses all people who read her novels. The sub-unit of Poeism is Poe-ianity which proves the supremacy of Poeism. The Holy Spirit is Alfred Lord Tennyson, in all of his glory. Poeism is currently expanding its reach worldwide. In Poeism, there are sessions where all members meet and give their opinions on indoctrinating people into the religion.

Poeism is the only valid religion.

Poeism by pasta is god November 16, 2022

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poesmina

Derived from the Afrikaans word for vagina (Poes) in conjunction with the second half of the original pashmina (mina), worn in pashmina fashion, the poesmina is slightly larger and far more comfortable. It is often seen drapped around a goodlooking homosexual man on his way to tea or to purchase cigarettes.

Dani: "Oh Rennie, I just love that poesmina on you, the colour is fab..."
Rennie: "Thanks Koeks"

poesmina by Ralph Graca June 11, 2006

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Related Words

Poeism • Pieism • Podism • pogism • Peeism • poeisfineaf • Poesmaxxing • poesmina • Poesmors • Poetism

povism

Povism
/poh-viz-uhm/ • n.

The frustration of being stuck inside your own head, unable to comprehend how the people close to you understand and recognise who you are - leaving you unable to express your true emotions, feelings, and love.

"Hey, are you okay?"
"Yeah I just feel really povism."

povism by Jellybeans1828 February 3, 2022

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JoJo Pieism

A form of Pieism, a religion worshipping the one true Pie!

I am a follower of JoJo Pieism

JoJo Pieism by The JoJo May 4, 2008

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Ponism

Ponism is basically sexism but for bronies

James: hey dad I gotta tell ya something. I’m a brony.
Dad: what your a loser.
James: that’s ponism dad * dabs and walks out the door backwards

Ponism by The really garr August 2, 2018

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Pieism

A religion with 6 independant sects, all following the almighty Pie.

I follow JoJo Pieism.

Pieism by JoJo of Pie June 14, 2007

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pokeism

pokeism is th religion of pokemon pokeists believe that arceus created the world and then the legendarys giving them something to command so as to keep the balance

whats your religion

pokeism

pokeism by umbermeister November 14, 2011

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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