Podism 

A situation where one finds ones self trying to combine two sides of two seperate arguments therefore resulting in very serious psychological damage

Sam - 'have you noticed geordie lately, he tryed a podism between some of his old friends'
Bennett - 'Fuck, i think we best leave the poor soul, hes gone for good Sam...gone for good'

Podism by Zonsky February 28, 2005

Podism 

A religion based on the frog deity pod.

I am praying to pod the god of podism

Podism by GrumpyDoeaStuff September 11, 2023

povism 

Povism
/poh-viz-uhm/ • n.

The frustration of being stuck inside your own head, unable to comprehend how the people close to you understand and recognise who you are - leaving you unable to express your true emotions, feelings, and love.

"Hey, are you okay?"
"Yeah I just feel really povism."

povism by Jellybeans1828 February 3, 2022

Podista 

One who has become proficient in brewing the perfect coffee from a commercial coffee pod such as Nespresso or K-fee capsule system.

A Barista is trained to make a brew the perfect coffee. A Podista has learnt to brew the perfect coffee from a capsule system. "That is the perfect coffee, I made it from a coffee pod, I am a Podista."

Podista by Pucko_V1 September 7, 2013

podium

How folks from Pennsyltucky (redneck western Pennsylvania) incorrectly refer to a lectern. A podium is a raised platform for speaking -- the "pod-" prefix indicates you put your feet on it.

Set your papers on the podium and read from behind it.

Man, it's not a podium, it's a lectern -- you don't stand on it!

podium by RedJ4ckal July 31, 2008

Ponism 

Ponism is basically sexism but for bronies

James: hey dad I gotta tell ya something. I’m a brony.
Dad: what your a loser.
James: that’s ponism dad * dabs and walks out the door backwards

Ponism by The really garr August 2, 2018

podium piss 

Podium piss means standing on the toilet seat like a Grand Prix winner, then spray you're piss like you have a bottle of champage. The toilet is your loving crowd below. Also known as pole pissition.

I bet Sebastian Vettel has had a championship podium piss

podium piss by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013