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A situation where one finds ones self trying to combine two sides of two seperate arguments therefore resulting in very serious psychological damage
Sam - 'have you noticed geordie lately, he tryed a podism between some of his old friends'
Bennett - 'Fuck, i think we best leave the poor soul, hes gone for good Sam...gone for good'
Podism by Zonsky February 28, 2005
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A religion based on the frog deity pod.
I am praying to pod the god of podism
Podism by GrumpyDoeaStuff September 11, 2023
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Povism
/poh-viz-uhm/ • n.

The frustration of being stuck inside your own head, unable to comprehend how the people close to you understand and recognise who you are - leaving you unable to express your true emotions, feelings, and love.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"Yeah I just feel really povism."
povism by Jellybeans1828 February 3, 2022
One who has become proficient in brewing the perfect coffee from a commercial coffee pod such as Nespresso or K-fee capsule system.
A Barista is trained to make a brew the perfect coffee. A Podista has learnt to brew the perfect coffee from a capsule system. "That is the perfect coffee, I made it from a coffee pod, I am a Podista."
Podista by Pucko_V1 September 7, 2013
How folks from Pennsyltucky (redneck western Pennsylvania) incorrectly refer to a lectern. A podium is a raised platform for speaking -- the "pod-" prefix indicates you put your feet on it.
Set your papers on the podium and read from behind it.

Man, it's not a podium, it's a lectern -- you don't stand on it!
podium by RedJ4ckal July 31, 2008
Ponism is basically sexism but for bronies
James: hey dad I gotta tell ya something. I’m a brony.
Dad: what your a loser.
James: that’s ponism dad * dabs and walks out the door backwards
Ponism by The really garr August 2, 2018

podium piss 

Podium piss means standing on the toilet seat like a Grand Prix winner, then spray you're piss like you have a bottle of champage. The toilet is your loving crowd below. Also known as pole pissition.
I bet Sebastian Vettel has had a championship podium piss
podium piss by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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