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Poesmaxxing

When somebody is being a straight up POES that theyre genuinely trying to reach the ultimate poes form. similar to lookmaxxing, poesmaxxing is always someone doing too much. “Poes” is the afrikaans word for “annoying” or someone u dont wanna be around.
Whoa that girl is such a poes
“Yeah bro shes lowkey poesmaxxing”
Poesmaxxing by Hannahhabibi May 22, 2026
Words you can keep

Pissmaxxing

An American specific act in which an individual drinks as much water as possible during the day for maximum piss capacity and a satisfying pee
Jim: Dude, why is your water bottle so big? You pissmaxxing?
Pissmaxxing by Pseudomaxxing October 1, 2021

Pissmaxxing

The act of asserting dominance by pissing one's pants
James was seen Pissmaxxing in public to appear confident
Pissmaxxing by 2mosquito October 27, 2023

Pegmaxxing

Going to the full extremities of female on male strap-on dildo fucking.
person 1: "you know jeff was drunk and admitted to taking up pegmaxxing with his gf"

person 2: "Oh hell nah. rip jeff's bumhole, he aboutta become mr bootloose!"
Pegmaxxing by mr serpentine September 1, 2023

poopmaxxing

Usually involving multiple people, it involves eating much food, and defecating it. They then compare poops. If a better poop is wanted, laxatives are used in order to restart or redo this shit. Basically making attempts at getting a better, bigger, or just different shit types. Generally in a competitive manner, but it could be done in experimenting what different poops your body can make.
"Dude I produced such a bigger one, you cant make nothing!"
"The poopmaxxing session isn't over yet!"
poopmaxxing by TheManFucker2269 December 30, 2023

Penmaxxing 

Procuring a selection of pristine writing instruments of unparalleled quality necessitates a meticulous pursuit, entailing substantial investment in artisanal craftsmanship and exquisite materials. Such an endeavor demands discerning scrutiny and unwavering commitment to excellence.

The acquisition process entails navigating intricate channels of suppliers renowned for their uncompromising standards, ensuring each implement embodies precision engineering and timeless elegance, thus epitomizing the pinnacle of writing instrument sophistication.
David: Hey Jesse chuck us a pen.

Jesse: Sorry champ this is an exclusive Mont Blanc Meisterstück Limited Edition.

Women in the room: Dude Jesse is totally penmaxxing!
Penmaxxing by Penmaxxer545 February 20, 2024

Pissmaxxing

The practice of consuming one's own urine with the aim of entering a continuous loop of urination and consumption. The ultimate form of self-sustenance.
Due to his unique set of skills, Arthas practiced Pissmaxxing daily, skillfully sipping from a golden stream while laying on his back, legs-up-the-wall.
Pissmaxxing by DrinkOwnPiss March 26, 2024
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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