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Poesmaxxing

When somebody is being a straight up POES that theyre genuinely trying to reach the ultimate poes form. similar to lookmaxxing, poesmaxxing is always someone doing too much. “Poes” is the afrikaans word for “annoying” or someone u dont wanna be around.
Whoa that girl is such a poes
“Yeah bro shes lowkey poesmaxxing”
Poesmaxxing by Hannahhabibi May 22, 2026
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Pissmaxxing

An American specific act in which an individual drinks as much water as possible during the day for maximum piss capacity and a satisfying pee
Jim: Dude, why is your water bottle so big? You pissmaxxing?
Pissmaxxing by Pseudomaxxing October 1, 2021

Pissmaxxing

The act of asserting dominance by pissing one's pants
James was seen Pissmaxxing in public to appear confident
Pissmaxxing by 2mosquito October 27, 2023

Pegmaxxing

Going to the full extremities of female on male strap-on dildo fucking.
person 1: "you know jeff was drunk and admitted to taking up pegmaxxing with his gf"

person 2: "Oh hell nah. rip jeff's bumhole, he aboutta become mr bootloose!"
Pegmaxxing by mr serpentine September 1, 2023

poopmaxxing

Usually involving multiple people, it involves eating much food, and defecating it. They then compare poops. If a better poop is wanted, laxatives are used in order to restart or redo this shit. Basically making attempts at getting a better, bigger, or just different shit types. Generally in a competitive manner, but it could be done in experimenting what different poops your body can make.
"Dude I produced such a bigger one, you cant make nothing!"
"The poopmaxxing session isn't over yet!"
poopmaxxing by TheManFucker2269 December 30, 2023

Penmaxxing 

Procuring a selection of pristine writing instruments of unparalleled quality necessitates a meticulous pursuit, entailing substantial investment in artisanal craftsmanship and exquisite materials. Such an endeavor demands discerning scrutiny and unwavering commitment to excellence.

The acquisition process entails navigating intricate channels of suppliers renowned for their uncompromising standards, ensuring each implement embodies precision engineering and timeless elegance, thus epitomizing the pinnacle of writing instrument sophistication.
David: Hey Jesse chuck us a pen.

Jesse: Sorry champ this is an exclusive Mont Blanc Meisterstück Limited Edition.

Women in the room: Dude Jesse is totally penmaxxing!
Penmaxxing by Penmaxxer545 February 20, 2024

Pissmaxxing

The practice of consuming one's own urine with the aim of entering a continuous loop of urination and consumption. The ultimate form of self-sustenance.
Due to his unique set of skills, Arthas practiced Pissmaxxing daily, skillfully sipping from a golden stream while laying on his back, legs-up-the-wall.
Pissmaxxing by DrinkOwnPiss March 26, 2024