pokeism

pokeism is th religion of pokemon pokeists believe that arceus created the world and then the legendarys giving them something to command so as to keep the balance

whats your religion

pokeism

by umbermeister November 14, 2011

Pokésmash

Pokésmashing is smoking marijuana. Just as there are different types of pokémon and pokéballs, there are different types of bud.

Friend 1: dude i just picked up an eighth of blastoise

Friend 2: Let's pokésmash that dank up!

by Ash Catchemall July 15, 2010

Pokeist

Someone who was a part of the Pokeist party, aka the UL, and went along with Pokes bullshit. Poke tried to kill all his political opponents

Man that guy Moonguy really is a pokeist.... no wonder he can’t win an election against a competent opponent

by JohnLP March 22, 2021

Poeism

The religion is which Edgar Allen Poe is the true Jesus Christ. Jane Austen is God and blesses all people who read her novels. The sub-unit of Poeism is Poe-ianity which proves the supremacy of Poeism. The Holy Spirit is Alfred Lord Tennyson, in all of his glory. Poeism is currently expanding its reach worldwide. In Poeism, there are sessions where all members meet and give their opinions on indoctrinating people into the religion.

Poeism is the only valid religion.

by pasta is god November 16, 2022

Poketism

A type of autism that makes you obsessed with Pokémon

Luke: "Michael has severe Poketism, he won't stop talking about Pokémon"
Danny Boy: "I agree, I'm so tired of him talking about it.. It's such a bad disease"
Khris: "Ooga booga"

by Danny Boy Drik Beer December 29, 2022

pokhism

To die or be badly injured via poking

"I wanna Kill you by Pokhism" Said Jimmy, painfully prodding Patrick.

"Ow" Said Patrick as he died

by CharisInWonderland January 14, 2008

pokensmot

A dyslectic way of cloaking your intention to do some pot smoken.

After work, do you want to go over to Pokensmot's house?

by Bob from Acoundemps November 24, 2007