pokeism is th religion of pokemon pokeists believe that arceus created the world and then the legendarys giving them something to command so as to keep the balance
by umbermeister November 14, 2011
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Man that guy Moonguy really is a pokeist.... no wonder he can’t win an election against a competent opponent
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