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WHATS is often used instead of WHAT?
Used when suprised or astonished.
A: Yo, hes leaving to Hong Kong!
B: WHATS?! are you serious!
WHATS by LTORIO June 3, 2007
Words you can keep
Relating to Whatsapp; the app or a message.

Usage in both English and Spanish.
You haven't read the Whats I sent you!

I haven't checked my Whats today, get off my case!

Embuste! Tu siempre chequeas tu Whats!
Whats by Wash UrHands December 19, 2019
The only correct way to abbreviate WhatsApp
Person A: Dmd you on whats
Person B (on WhatsApp): Oh hi!!
whats by itsmoon November 14, 2025

whats-a-dick 

A name for a guy who's name you can't remember. Similar to whats-his-nuts.
hoodrat1: Aye, remember when Keisha and whats-a-dick was fuckin' behind the bleachers?
hoodrat2: Oh yeah girl, and she still tried to act like she wasn't a stank ho.
whats-a-dick by coldheart7 June 29, 2010

whats in the canister 

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya
As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

whats her name 

"Whats her name?" or just "Name?" for short. Is the question asked under every porn video on the internet. The question we ask ourselves is this " is this guys fap so good he cant read the title"?. In society knowing a girls name is only important to her, A man doesn't need this information to survive. But in porn-life her name is truly everything and without it, a fap will end in disappointment if it ever ends at all.
Damn That Ass Is Ripe......NAME?

WHATS HER NAME?
whats her name by Googlefaps.com October 4, 2018

whats the haps 

Regained popularity thanks to Gary Busey in the movie "Beyond the Ring"
Gary Busey (talking to asian crime king pin) "Yo guy! Whats the haps?"
whats the haps by Craiglos April 23, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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