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The act of getting smothered by Po from Kung Fu Panda's massive ass cheeks.
"Master Shifu was Poched, and he died from his injuries"
Poched by a random name.34 December 11, 2021
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Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.
Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.
Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

Potomac Poached Egg 

This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.
The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.

Poche Town 

The poor white trash area north of the tracks in Sulphur, LA.
I need to get my hair done. My roots are starting to look like Poche Town.
Poche Town by leonards December 15, 2014

pochemuchka 

Russian, means "a person who asks too many questions".
Quit being such a pochemuchka and mind your own business.
pochemuchka by LudwigVan October 1, 2004