Porched 

To be white girl wasted, to be extremely drunk, and in your feelings.

Damn amber got so porched last night she doesn't remember anything

Porched by Porched April 1, 2017

Porched 

If a person has acted in a appalling/unforgivable manner, the offended party will leave all their belongs on the porch of the house they are currently residing in and locked out...forever.

Also could be used as an idle threat, but should not be taken lightly.

I cant believe she acted that way, right shes getting porched!

I cant believe I got porched!

Dont make me angry, you may get porched!!!

Porched by Charles Whitmore October 29, 2010

porched 

To be pretty pissed off. Not 100% pissed off, probably about 70%

I cannot believe that idiot left the oven on all day AGAIN. Porched.

porched by Mark Hooper February 14, 2008

Porched 

To get a blow job in plain sight while sitting on the porch. Typically, both people are extremely intoxicated.

Holy crap! Bob was so wasted last night, he got porched by that nasty girl.

Porched by SichuanGourmet October 1, 2018

Front porched 

When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.

Joe made me mad the other night so I front porched his toilet.

Front porched by Gmillsman May 22, 2017

Back Porched 

Making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward.

"We drove across the river and back porched for last night's sunset."

Back Porched by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017