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Porched
If a person has acted in a appalling/unforgivable manner, the offended party will leave all their belongs on the porch of the house they are currently residing in and locked out...forever.
Also could be used as an idle threat, but should not be taken lightly.
Also could be used as an idle threat, but should not be taken lightly.
I cant believe she acted that way, right shes getting porched!
I cant believe I got porched!
Dont make me angry, you may get porched!!!
I cant believe I got porched!
Dont make me angry, you may get porched!!!
Porched by Charles Whitmore October 29, 2010
Related Words
porched • Porchedick • Back Porched • Front porched • Pooched • Parched • Poached Eggs • perched • poached • pouched
porched
porched by Mark Hooper February 14, 2008
Porched
To get a blow job in plain sight while sitting on the porch. Typically, both people are extremely intoxicated.
Porched by SichuanGourmet October 1, 2018
Front porched
When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.
Front porched by Gmillsman May 22, 2017
Back Porched
Making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward.
Back Porched by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
Pooched Eggs
Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017
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