pouched

Getting Drunk, being Drunk

I got so Pouched Last night.
She was Pouched when she bought those pants.
Let's get pouched!

by PouchMaster1 April 12, 2011

pouched

when the weed your smoking in the bong/pipe is all gone

where's the weed? i swear it was rite here , pouched

by bud intrest August 19, 2006

pouched

To be really tired.

I've been up since 4 i the morning i'm pouched

by klgjkhfuit October 15, 2007

pouched

When a male gets kicked in the testicles

Dude you totally just got pouched.

by switch_nick November 24, 2006

Pouched

The equivalent of being "iced", but instead of a Smirnoff Ice, it is one of those pussy frozen daiquiris/margaritas sold in pouch-like containers. When a person gets "pouched", they have to get on the floor in a most humiliating fashion and drink all of the pouch.

Lucas's friend walked into the room and Lucas pulled out a hidden pussy ass Seagram's Daiquiri and yelled "POUCHED." The friend then proceeded to get on his knees and suck the pouch until every last drop was gone. He was then given a Cleveland Steamer.

by Milford Chows Box July 28, 2012

pouched

A feeling after taking too much drugs.

David that joint was so big, I am pouched now!

by Pompei Fresco May 1, 2020

Pouched Entrails

Injecting peanut butter into a man's anus to entice squirrels to feast upon his ticklish innards. Claws are a bonus, but Crunchy is an acquired taste.

1. Pouched Entrails involves a man standing perfectly still outside the house on a Friday evening. naked but for the peanut butter condiment. A turkey baster used to inject bait into his anus works to entice the wildlife. As squirrels draw near, and indulge on his thighs, they grow curious to what lies nearer the target. Without warning, and more of a dart, the squirrels can dart without warning straight up his peanut hole, fervently clawing and licking everything that could be attained. The man becomes erect. And lonely. (different story).

2. "Wow, I got hammered last weekend. Did someone stuff a squirrel up my ass, or was i imagining shit with a sandwich?
3. Peanut butter, personal space, and Peyote don't always mix.

by Nsla June 26, 2016