1. Pouched Entrails involves a man standing perfectly still outside the
house on a
Friday evening. naked but for the peanut butter condiment. A turkey baster used to inject
bait into his anus works to entice the wildlife. As squirrels draw near, and indulge on his thighs, they grow curious to what lies nearer the target. Without warning, and more of a dart, the squirrels can dart without warning straight up his peanut hole, fervently clawing and licking everything that could be attained. The man becomes erect. And
lonely. (different story).
2. "Wow, I got hammered last weekend. Did someone stuff a squirrel up my ass, or was i imagining
shit with a sandwich?
3. Peanut butter, personal space, and Peyote don't always mix.