Plurstitute

The girls you see with Kandi up to their arms, m&m sized eyes asking everyone for rolls and grinding with 30 year old guys.... even though they are probably 15.

That chick you see with the dude yelling "HARD AS FUCK!"

In otherwords your burnt out ptot raver who has taken wayyyy too many rolls.

Beth: Did you see that Plurstitute over there??
Lynn: Oh you mean the 15 year old girl grinding on that 30 year old STD ridden mint dealer?

by TheAmazingElectronista May 15, 2012

plustitute

The act of using a naïve freshman at Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo for their Plus Dollars instead of friendship.

A: Hey, where did you get that frappuccino from?
B: Oh that? I just asked my plustitute to buy it for me.

by akubabe March 15, 2017

Purstitute

A woman who performs sexual favors for purses and other accessories

Oh my God, Becky. Look at her purse. It is so big. She looks like a total purstitute.

by SATC- 2006 April 10, 2021

plastitute

Someone who donates their own plasma for money. Usually a poor college student who doesn't have a lot of money and needs some extra funds to make ends meet.

"I couldn't afford to buy groceries, so I became a plastitute."

by firebolt618 February 9, 2013

pupstitute

A female dog you pay for your male dog's enjoyment

"I got tired of my dog humping my leg, so I got him a pupstitute"

by Joshthefish December 20, 2015

Poorstitute

A prostitute who doesn't make enough money to live on.

"Look at that poorstitute; she has the face of what I scraped off my shoe..."

by BeckitBekBek January 7, 2009

Pubstitute

Verb, meaning something I did to replace going to the pub during lockdown

On Tuesday I pubstituted steak night with beers by the fire

by AussieScotty August 31, 2021