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Plurstitute 

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The girls you see with Kandi up to their arms, m&m sized eyes asking everyone for rolls and grinding with 30 year old guys.... even though they are probably 15.

That chick you see with the dude yelling "HARD AS FUCK!"

In otherwords your burnt out ptot raver who has taken wayyyy too many rolls.
Beth: Did you see that Plurstitute over there??
Lynn: Oh you mean the 15 year old girl grinding on that 30 year old STD ridden mint dealer?

plustitute 

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The act of using a naïve freshman at Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo for their Plus Dollars instead of friendship.
A: Hey, where did you get that frappuccino from?
B: Oh that? I just asked my plustitute to buy it for me.
plustitute by akubabe March 15, 2017

Purstitute 

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A woman who performs sexual favors for purses and other accessories
Oh my God, Becky. Look at her purse. It is so big. She looks like a total purstitute.
Purstitute by SATC- 2006 April 10, 2021

plastitute 

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Someone who donates their own plasma for money. Usually a poor college student who doesn't have a lot of money and needs some extra funds to make ends meet.
"I couldn't afford to buy groceries, so I became a plastitute."
plastitute by firebolt618 February 9, 2013

pupstitute 

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A female dog you pay for your male dog's enjoyment
"I got tired of my dog humping my leg, so I got him a pupstitute"
pupstitute by Joshthefish December 20, 2015

Poorstitute 

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A prostitute who doesn't make enough money to live on.
"Look at that poorstitute; she has the face of what I scraped off my shoe..."
Poorstitute by BeckitBekBek January 7, 2009

Pubstitute 

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Verb, meaning something you did In place of going to the pub during lockdown
Tonight my pubstitute will be to sit by the fire and drink beers in my backyard
Pubstitute by AussieScotty August 31, 2021
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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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