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Plurstitute 

The girls you see with Kandi up to their arms, m&m sized eyes asking everyone for rolls and grinding with 30 year old guys.... even though they are probably 15.

That chick you see with the dude yelling "HARD AS FUCK!"

In otherwords your burnt out ptot raver who has taken wayyyy too many rolls.
Beth: Did you see that Plurstitute over there??
Lynn: Oh you mean the 15 year old girl grinding on that 30 year old STD ridden mint dealer?

plustitute 

The act of using a naïve freshman at Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo for their Plus Dollars instead of friendship.
A: Hey, where did you get that frappuccino from?
B: Oh that? I just asked my plustitute to buy it for me.
plustitute by akubabe March 15, 2017

Purstitute 

A woman who performs sexual favors for purses and other accessories
Oh my God, Becky. Look at her purse. It is so big. She looks like a total purstitute.
Purstitute by SATC- 2006 April 10, 2021

plastitute 

Someone who donates their own plasma for money. Usually a poor college student who doesn't have a lot of money and needs some extra funds to make ends meet.
"I couldn't afford to buy groceries, so I became a plastitute."
plastitute by firebolt618 February 9, 2013

pupstitute 

A female dog you pay for your male dog's enjoyment
"I got tired of my dog humping my leg, so I got him a pupstitute"
pupstitute by Joshthefish December 20, 2015

Poorstitute 

A prostitute who doesn't make enough money to live on.
"Look at that poorstitute; she has the face of what I scraped off my shoe..."
Poorstitute by BeckitBekBek January 7, 2009

Pubstitute 

Verb, meaning something I did to replace going to the pub during lockdown
On Tuesday I pubstituted steak night with beers by the fire
Pubstitute by AussieScotty August 31, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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