Pubstitute

Verb, meaning something I did to replace going to the pub during lockdown

On Tuesday I pubstituted steak night with beers by the fire

by AussieScotty August 31, 2021

Pubstitute

Verb, meaning something you did In place of going to the pub during lockdown

Tonight my pubstitute will be to sit by the fire and drink beers in my backyard

by AussieScotty August 31, 2021

payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

plustitute

The act of using a naïve freshman at Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo for their Plus Dollars instead of friendship.

A: Hey, where did you get that frappuccino from?
B: Oh that? I just asked my plustitute to buy it for me.

by akubabe March 15, 2017

unpaid prostitute

A more polite way of saying "slut"; remember that a whore gets paid while a slut does the same work for free.

From SNL parody of Girls:

Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!

by Lorelili December 18, 2013

Princess gone Prostitute

Blog detailing the fashion faux pas of trashy chic. These girls don't understand that if you dress like a whore, you are a whore.

That bitch with her leggings, knee-high boots, and exposed bra is a total princess gone prostitute.

by princess not prostitute August 30, 2011

substitute person

A person that is only desired or wanted at their significant other's conveinience.

From a quote by "Claire" in the film Elizabethtown

The significant other of the substitute person may not "have enough time" or "be too busy" for a relationship, or they may only be interested for the purpose of sex, money, status, or general need of someone to talk to during times of stress. The substitute person generally won't get the emotional fulfillment from the experience that he/she may crave, and will feel unimportant yet somehow will continue on out of hope.

This can only end in tears for the substitute person.

by Bird Bird Bird April 24, 2010