Platipussy
My old manager used to say things like; time is money and one in the hand is worth two in her bush because he nothing insightfull to add. This made him a total platipussy.
Platipussy by PhukInPhx July 5, 2011
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platipussy by hb3dk March 20, 2010
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platypussery
Vaughn: "Yo man let's go to the platypussery."
Gaylord: "Dude what the hell man! You're a perv"
Vaughn: "No dude its where they keep platypii. Its analagous to the fish hatchery."
Gaylord: "Oh dude. Rad. Let's go to the platypussery then.
Gaylord: "Dude what the hell man! You're a perv"
Vaughn: "No dude its where they keep platypii. Its analagous to the fish hatchery."
Gaylord: "Oh dude. Rad. Let's go to the platypussery then.
platypussery by Vog April 1, 2009
Platypussy
Platypussy by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019
Platypussy
A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.
However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.
However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.
-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."
Platypussy by The Vagina Defina... February 3, 2010
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platypussy by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 2, 2018
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platapussy by 69 hunter February 24, 2009
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