platypussery

A place where platypii are kept and fed. Most known due to its funny pronounciation.

Vaughn: "Yo man let's go to the platypussery."

Gaylord: "Dude what the hell man! You're a perv"

Vaughn: "No dude its where they keep platypii. Its analagous to the fish hatchery."

Gaylord: "Oh dude. Rad. Let's go to the platypussery then.

by Vog April 1, 2009

platypussery

Noun.
The general antics of the platypus, and the unpleasant mischief it often causes. Almost always used anthropomorphically.

Teacher: If this platypussery continues, I will quit!

by gianni rage November 25, 2018

Platypussy

The pussy of a platypus

Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy

by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019

Platypussy

A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.

However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.

-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."

by The Vagina Defina... February 3, 2010

platypussy

it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries

you: I just fucked some platypussy.

friend: You a furry?

by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 2, 2018

platypussy

when your vagina has become flattened because you got hit by a car.

OHMYGOODNESS!! SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR?! SHE MUST HAVE A PLATYPUSSY!!

by dinowhxre August 15, 2020

Platypussy Doctor

A teacher who is an undercover doctor for people who have platypussies. They often tend to look like a pedafile but it's because of their true inner self. They are the perfect people to help you with your platypussy problems

I went to him last week! He was he best Platypussy Doctor I've visited so far!!

by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016