Plattipussy

Using your greasy left hand to beat off after eating a pizza

The delivery girl wasn't up for it, so I had to tap that Plattipussy

by RevStumpySG February 3, 2019

Platypussy

The pussy of a platypus

Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy

by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019

Platypussy

A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.

However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.

-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."

by The Vagina Defina... February 3, 2010

platypussy

it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries

you: I just fucked some platypussy.

friend: You a furry?

by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 2, 2018

platapussy

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus

Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.

by 69 hunter February 24, 2009

platypussy

when your vagina has become flattened because you got hit by a car.

OHMYGOODNESS!! SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR?! SHE MUST HAVE A PLATYPUSSY!!

by dinowhxre August 15, 2020

pattypussy

A pocket of skin located in the groin area. Pattypussies are commonly found on girls between the ages of 18-25 and have become a growing trend in the Tri-State area. As of 2007, there are only 200 pattypussies known to exist, however it is speculated that by the end of the year that nearly 1,000 pattypussies will be in existance. The first pattypussy was found on one Patricia Beck--early in the year 2006.

Dude check out the lips on that pattypussy...she's really living the with labidos local!

by Patti Lips April 7, 2007