getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus
Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.
by 69 hunter February 25, 2009
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When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism
I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit
by Plattapussy July 28, 2017
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