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Platapussy 

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When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism
I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit
Platapussy by Plattapussy July 30, 2017

platapussy 

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a platypus + a octopus = platapussy
bro look at that platapussy
platapussy by me.man April 12, 2019

platapussy 

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look at that platapussy
platapussy by platapaul February 17, 2022

platypussery 

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A place where platypii are kept and fed. Most known due to its funny pronounciation.
Vaughn: "Yo man let's go to the platypussery."

Gaylord: "Dude what the hell man! You're a perv"

Vaughn: "No dude its where they keep platypii. Its analagous to the fish hatchery."

Gaylord: "Oh dude. Rad. Let's go to the platypussery then.
platypussery by Vog April 1, 2009

Platypussy 

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Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy

portapussy 

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A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.
The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.
portapussy by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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