platypuss

The most fucked up animal ever concieved!!!

"its got webbed feet.. and its poisonous.. and its stinger is on the back of its leg!! and its got a bill! and it lays eggs for gods sake!! that is one fucked up animal!"

by Jon April 7, 2005

platypuss

noun. Said of a fugly, fucked up looking person who is to cover their face permanently if possible.

Justin: Maybe you should ask her out!
Seantel: Ishu crazy??? She a platypuss!
Justin: I kno...bet she put out easy.

Sarah Silverman is such a platypuss!

by xndrso November 28, 2007

platypuss ballslap

a swift slap to the face, or forehead area with a pair of sweaty ballswhile making a platypuss calling noise

liam was doing the wild thing and platypuss ballslapp(ed) that bitch, he totally blinded her

by fookmoose October 25, 2007

Platypuss

A slang term for a woman with so much botox in her lips that they think having a ducks bill is like having a second vagina.

That botox clinic is a real Platypuss factory.

by Hjk996 September 21, 2018