prastard
Scott is a prastard.
prastard by AshleyDawn777 March 18, 2008
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Prabtard
Def: Leeds (UK) slang for "retard". A person of severely reduced mental ability. Derrivations function much like those of retard; i.e. "prabtarded" and "prabtardedness" are a correct adjective and slang noun respectively.
That girl is such a prabtard. I cant believe they let her out of the house.
Have you seen the video on youtube with the prabtarded horse? Its bare jokes.
Have you seen the video on youtube with the prabtarded horse? Its bare jokes.
Prabtard by UK slang & Jules L. December 17, 2010
Pastard
An adaptation of the word "Bastard" to be used solely in a context where pastries or sweets are involved, generally towards an individual that has had something to eat that you haven't.
Pastard by Mysteryfox September 30, 2016
Pastard
1. A Pastor that is a Bastard. i.e. PASTARD.
2. Any pastor that tries too hard, is too young or goes door to door trying to convince you that there's an invisible man in the sky that talks to him.
3. All pastors, ministers, preachers, religious solicitors, clergy, people of the 'cloth' and deacons. (and anyone who got an online clergy card and uses it)
2. Any pastor that tries too hard, is too young or goes door to door trying to convince you that there's an invisible man in the sky that talks to him.
3. All pastors, ministers, preachers, religious solicitors, clergy, people of the 'cloth' and deacons. (and anyone who got an online clergy card and uses it)
Pastard
It is said of a certain kind of flatmate that, when it comes to cooking, always resorts to the same old, readymade and frustratingly uninspiring pasta dish.
Flatmate 1: Ohh, tonight Rob's making dinner! I'm sure he won't let us down. He really has a gift for cooking.
Flatmate 2: Are you joking?? He's a f*cking pastard!! He always prepares the same bolognese spaghetti using the cheapest pesto sauce in the supermarket!
Flatmate 2: Are you joking?? He's a f*cking pastard!! He always prepares the same bolognese spaghetti using the cheapest pesto sauce in the supermarket!
Pastard by A Cracovian flatmate April 21, 2011
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