plastar

A combination of the words plastic and guitar. Refering directly to controllers from games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band.

You can challenge me if you want, but my plastar skills are superior to yours.

by FrankieB August 15, 2008

plastar bastar

Someone who doesn’t have a clue about their job or how to do it

That new guy is a plastar bastar he doesn’t know a thing. He tried to get coffee from the copying machine

by brice2344049 October 13, 2017

Plastered

Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.

by Sub Zenyth April 8, 2005

Plastorasaurus

1) Someone who is so beyond intoxicated that they begin to stomp around with arms curled in and waving about uncontrollably, leaving only devastation and destruction in their path (most often on the way to the bathroom to throw up). This elusive creature may also be known by its unmistakable call of garbled words and constant repetition of the same phrase over and over again.

2) A term to describe anyone you know who is always that one person who gets way too drunk, even though they know their limits, or everyone tells them to stop drinking, yet they continue to anyway.

Noun:

1) "Dude, Jimmy turned into such a Plastorasaurus at the party last night."
2) "Don't drink too much tonight man, we don't want to see the Plastorasaurus again."

"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Plastor...asaurus.....Fuck"

Adj:
"I hate it when you get so Plastorasaurus that you can't even walk across the room."
"Jesse is Plastorasaurus again, keep him away from the glass table..."

by mtc121 July 30, 2009

plasterbate

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)

"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"

by YuriN March 18, 2008

Plaster Cast

The end result of prolonged bouts of male masturbation and ejaculation into a tube sock used as a gak towel.

The sock becomes stiff and rigid like a plaster cast. And as they say, it can stand up all by itself.

Usually found under the beds of teen males by their unsuspecting mothers.

Roger yanked off so much into his tube sock that he turned it into a plaster cast.

by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016

Plasterer's radio

A person's face when freshly spunked on

"I left her face looking like a plasterer's radio"

by will_scarlet September 16, 2003