plustard

1) To improve something retarded, making it more retarded (See uptarded)
2) Something that has been added to something else to make them form into one big ball of retardation.
3) A retard who does things that make he or she more retarded each day.

The plustard got hit by a parked car.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

plustard

Incorrect french verb for being later than

Marc arrives 9:05, 5 minutes late.


Marc: Sucre-Bleu! Je suis en retard!


Jacques arrives at 9:06


Jacques: Je Plustard Marc! Je parle merde Français. Je suid un retardé

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Plastard

Drunken mate who appreciates the same things as you do while drunk.

It helps to watch this film while you're plastered and with a plastard.

by scraps101 June 20, 2014

pustard

it's a combination between the words pussy and retard.

A pustard is a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

A pustard can also be many different things, but a true pustard breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

you're such a pustard for hurting that poor, beautiful, awesome girl in such a cheesy way.

by ithurtsbadlywhenyoudothat December 1, 2010

pustarded

When you or one of your friends acts retarded all for a girl. He doesn't care what kind of trouble he gets in to or what others think, all he cares about is that pink.

Branden made us late cause he is pustarded.

by lonewolf44 April 19, 2007

pustard chut

a pastry entailing obscene implications

I could use a "pustard chut"

by my_pseudonym_is_pseudonym January 14, 2021

PLURtard

A derogatory term used to describe a certain type of raver also referred to as a candy raver. A PLURtard is usually an unabashed enthusiast of trance music, ecstasy, cuddle puddles, candy jewelry, neon fur clothing, vapo-rub coated surgical masks, baby pacifiers, and dancing with LEDs and glowsticks. The term is often used by jaded/old school ravers, junglists, or non-raving "club-centric" electronic music fans in reference to members of the rave community who indulge in rave cliches in an overabundance and without any moderation or tact.

"Look at that PLURtard over there, he's so into his glowsticks and 'feeling the music' he didn't even notice he knocked someone over while dancing."

"I saw some PLURtards on their way to a rave, but I heard all of their plastic jewelry klanking long before they came into view."

by benji415 September 12, 2009