Plastard

when there is some bitchy, idiotic, jerk (other known as a bastard) who has had lots of plastic surgery yet is still quite hot.
DAMN look at that plastard over there, she must have gotten like 3 plastic surgery operations
by knifeguywithaknife January 23, 2011
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Half And Half Drunk

When you idiotically mix half and half with alchohol and have the strange side effects like:
1. Randomly puking blood with no signals
2. Eating things that shouldn't be eaten
3. Falling on flat surfaces
4. Seeing fairies
etc.
1. Man I ate a burger smothered in whine yesterday and i got drunk.
2. Well yesterday i had half and half mixed with beer and got half and half drunk im still suffering the worst hangover i randomly puke blood, and see fairies.
1. That sucks man
2. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

person 2 falls down and doesn't get up
by knifeguywithaknife January 22, 2011
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Ginger Hippo

The god of all. Said to enslave humanity at the end of time. God Ginger Hippo is the king. Once bitten by a ginger hippo you automatically become a ginger hippo.
Person 1: Hey im going to church see you at 3:00.
Person 2: Church? Everyone knows the only god is God Ginger Hippo.
by knifeguywithaknife January 16, 2011
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