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Plactard 

Plactard meaning a person who is driving their car with their handicapped parking placard on their rear view even though it clearly says in all caps on the bottom of the placard "REMOVE FROM REAR VIEW MIRROR BEFORE DIVING". So if you combine Placard and Retard you get Plactard!
Look at the Plactard driving around with their placard hanging from their rear view mirror.
Plactard by Perpetrate September 20, 2012

Pactards 

Fans of Manny Pacquiao who are uninformed and know absolutely nothing about the sport of boxing except anything related to Manny Pacquiao or when Floyd Mayweather will fight him.
On December 8th 2012, I was watching the Pacquiao-Marquez PPV card in a sports bar down in my city and while one of the undercard fights was going on between Yuriorkis Gamboa and Michael Farenas (a Manny Pacquiao look-a-like), a group of Pactards shrieked out of nowhere when they saw a cut on his face yelling "oh no manny" not aware that it wasn't Manny Pacquiao who was fighting at the moment.
Pactards by pimpgoz January 11, 2013
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Drunken mate who appreciates the same things as you do while drunk.
It helps to watch this film while you're plastered and with a plastard.
Plastard by scraps101 June 20, 2014

Pactards 

People who know hardly anything about boxing and are completely bias towards Manny Pacquiao since they love him.
Look at those Pactards yelling Pacquiao at a fight where he isnt even fighting.
Pactards by eag7 March 11, 2011
Fanboi(s) of Manny (pacman) Pacquiao who really has no knowledge of boxing. When a Pactard Argues over boxing, their ONLY artillery are how another boxer is a pussy and racist comments... Arguing with a Pactrad has the equivalence of slamming your head into a brick wall due to their stupidity and ignorance.
Pactard: F**K Floyd He's a pussy he's all about money!
Sane person: Thats how he makes his living?
Pactrad: PACMAN WILL BUST THE NI**ER'S FACE IN! F**K THAT MONKEY!! PACMAN RULES PINOY POWER!!!!
Sane Person: Floyd is undefeated while pacman has 3 loses under his belt?
Pactard: HE STILL A STINKY MONKEY!!! LOL
Sane person: ... /facepalm
Pactard by Thizzlol April 5, 2010
noun: a public sign, usually paper, or a town notice. also, signs carried or worn by demonstrators or picketers.

verb: to publicize or advertise by usings placards, most commonly used when referring to protestors wearing placards.
(n) "I read about the town meeting on the placard hanging on the community bulletin board."

(v) The square was placarded by peace marchers.
placard by Melly Selly January 28, 2007

plackard 

a british slur that i made up in the walmart parking lot, meaning "plaque filled teeth"
(note i have nothing against british people this is just meant to be funny)
guy 1: "wow! look at this guy with 8 boxes of teabags"
guy 2: "what a fucking plackard"
plackard by Leh_brenn October 2, 2021
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B)
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