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The act of disciplining someone. To teach someone a lesson through (possibly) violent means.
"I gave him some plinnage last night. He won't fuckin' do that again"
plinnage by William Bixby August 17, 2007

Plainedge High School 

Shit school for shit people with shit teachers

i hate it here

Plainedge High School 

Ah plainedge the home of stoners and white people who say nigga way too much. Plainedge is the place where the staff probably has some type of mental retardation that prevents them from figuring out that all of Plainedge are smoking carts in the hallways. Speaking on hallways Plainedge is notorious for its plethora of fuckboys and thotties. Most of fuckboys are part of the football/wrestling team that is coached by an overgrown Mr.Clean . Most of the thots are trying to show off ass that they don't have🙃 . Plainedge pride I guess🙊.
I get my weed from Plainedge High School students.
Plainedge High School by Thebigopa February 17, 2019

Plainedge 

Welcome to Plainedge High School, where people actually have a drinking/drug problem by their sophomore year! There's a 13th grade in plainedge, we call it Nassau Community College. Nobody gives a shit about anything and half of the students come to school twice a week.

The freshmen throw themselves all over the older guys and try way too hard (I can name a select few off hand!). All the girls hate eachother, and start fights via facebook just about every other day.

Everyone makes up annoying words/languages which become widely known throughout the school within a week. For example, DOH, NAO, CARE, I SWEAR, GET EM, LIKE YOU, I MEAN I GUESS, YOU'LL GET HER, SICK LIFE, YES YES OH YES, UH HUHHHHH. Not to mention sarcasm is a 2nd language.

Chief and Sarge are the school's security guards who don't do shit. Grown men actually ride bikes around the school, An old woman who had an "accident" simply walked into the school and shit all over the girls' bathroom without being stopped.

Yes, there's most likely a crowd of kids drinking in a sump, park or at the high school on weekends just like every other town on the planet. The security guards that ride around in the jeeps are wannabe cops and everyone is friends with them anyway.

There's cockroaches when you open up the closets and dirty underwear on the locker room floors.

Everyone talks about how Plainedge sucks so bad but everyone knows they really wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
" I mean I guess that I swear that I care that I like PLAINEDGE alot! "

" HOP OFF MY NUTS "

Painager 

What your sweet, adorable pre-teens turn into when they hit their prime as real teenagers.
Johnny was the most considerate kid when he was 12 years old. Since he's gotten older, he has hit the DO NOT DISTURB ME attitude...now he's a real Painager!
Painager by FSUBigDawg May 21, 2010

Plainedge High School 

Welcome to Plainedge (otherwise referred to as "P-town" or "Pedge")
The majority of kids in the school are potheads, but the other percentage of kids either get drunk every weekend or just have no friends. If you attend PHS, you've seen "the smoking corner" where the *cool* kids chill before first period, during lunch, between classes, and/or after school. There's always a fight, and the same people are consistantly beating the shit out of other people, it's great. You probably know of a few girls that come to school dressed half-naked every day but call everyone else a whore. There's always a group of kids at Harmon/Burger King/Schwarting getting drunk or high ; if not they're probably doing it at someone's house party. Freshman friday and senior-cut day are considered holidays. There's cockroaches crawling out of closets and gym lockers and your teachers have probably warned you about leaving food around because you "don't want mice". Yeah, Plainedge High School is where it's all at ;)
plainedge high school is the place to be
Plainedge High School by NiggaWut November 29, 2007
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