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Welcome to Plainedge High School, where people actually have a drinking/drug problem by their sophomore year! There's a 13th grade in plainedge, we call it Nassau Community College. Nobody gives a shit about anything and half of the students come to school twice a week.

The freshmen throw themselves all over the older guys and try way too hard (I can name a select few off hand!). All the girls hate eachother, and start fights via facebook just about every other day.

Everyone makes up annoying words/languages which become widely known throughout the school within a week. For example, DOH, NAO, CARE, I SWEAR, GET EM, LIKE YOU, I MEAN I GUESS, YOU'LL GET HER, SICK LIFE, YES YES OH YES, UH HUHHHHH. Not to mention sarcasm is a 2nd language.

Chief and Sarge are the school's security guards who don't do shit. Grown men actually ride bikes around the school, An old woman who had an "accident" simply walked into the school and shit all over the girls' bathroom without being stopped.

Yes, there's most likely a crowd of kids drinking in a sump, park or at the high school on weekends just like every other town on the planet. The security guards that ride around in the jeeps are wannabe cops and everyone is friends with them anyway.

There's cockroaches when you open up the closets and dirty underwear on the locker room floors.

Everyone talks about how Plainedge sucks so bad but everyone knows they really wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
" I mean I guess that I swear that I care that I like PLAINEDGE alot! "

" HOP OFF MY NUTS "
by Uhhhhhh Ben Dover!?!!?! January 05, 2010
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everyone who lives in plainedge knows there hood and loves it, the place to be on the weekends is always harmons or at schwarting to down brews and fuck people up. 99% of your school smokes pot and 100% of your school is always drinking everynigh of the weekend and summer, and you know the security guard who drives the jeep is a joke so when he tries to bust you, you laugh...the best damn place to be on LI
plainedge is so damn gutta
by joe cartsy October 11, 2007
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Plainedge. Glorious fucking Plainedge.

Plainedge is, hands down, the shittiest town in the United States. Not because it's dangerous or poor; shit no, there's enough rich white people that if they pooled all their money they'd feed all of Africa for like 50 years. No, Plainedge is shitty because there's absolutely dick to do. At ALL times. You know how most towns have at least one distinguishing characteristic or place that kicks ass that no one else has?

Yeah, Plainedge doesn't have one of those.

The closest thing to a 'landmark' in Plainedge is fucking Harmon's, a shitty little convenience store that all the freshmen and sophomores smoke tons of weed and become alcoholics behind. It always smells like shit because of how much everyone pisses and throws up behind it, but goddamn if everyone isn't there.

If you're not behind Harmon's, you're either hanging out at the High School, Packard, Schwarting, Eastplain or West. At these locations, you have a choice of 3 exciting activities; Drinking, Smoking Weed, or taking care of your friends that are about to fall over dead from too much of the previous 2 choices. That's it. That's all there is to do in Plainedge. Weed and Alcohol. All day. Every day. FOREVER. Get fucked up, go home, and play Halo/jack off/fuck your girlfriend or boyfriend/whatthefuckEVER.

There are no positive aspects of Plainedge. I mean, seriously, where the fuck do people die of heroin overdoses (RIP Natalie) besides motherfucking PLAINEDGE?

Plainedge is a shit town, and you're a dumbass if you think otherwise.

But I'm pretty sure everyone in Plainedge can agree that they'd never want to live anywhere else.

by some fucking guy from plainedg January 01, 2009
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The worst high school on Long Island. Majority of the students are enititled, extremely obnoxious and ignorant white bigots. (Most of you that read this probably won’t know what any of those words mean bc well.. plainedge) They come up with these dumb words that really aren’t funny and make you cringe severely. Everything they say makes you wonder how they will ever achieve anything in life.

One of the many hobbies they love to do other than brag about how they think the sports teams are the greatest(they’re not), is say the n word, faggot, gay, retard, etc.

You know they’re douches if they only post pictures of them doing sports or with all there friends with the caption as some lame ass quote or squad. They also post videos of themselves on Snapchat vaping or drinking like people give a fuck. Or they post videos on the plainedge story saying gang gang🤙🏻👌🏻 Let’s not forget the petty bitch ig bios with a bible quote, PHS or ‘edge with their graduation year, an inspirational quote, their snap, ask.fm, or their vsco.

They for some reason have a thing about giving a fuck what other people wear and bullying them for it. I don’t know if they know that oh my gosh😱 most people can’t afford their local ass clothing. Seriously like who gives a fuck. You wanna talk lets talk about your weird Pom Pom shoes and your obvious fake tan you get to look exactly like the bitch you make fun of.
Um plainedge is a white cringey school” “ ah okuh”
by Anon9017 June 01, 2018
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ok plainedge is basicaly the best town ever.every weekend everyone just basically gets drunk or gets high as fuck. you either hang out at harmon packard or dunkin donuts. everyone in the town loves to fight. whenever there is a town fight no doubt you will have kids to back you up. but the kids to beat are of course d-block. whenever there is a town fight no one fights without them. other than that the only bad thing is the fuckin 11 and twelve grade jocks who fuckin always start shit with freshmen cause they think there tough but when it comes to there age there just pussies. thats all there is to plainedge, get drunk, high, or just start fights
plainedge is the shit
by pseudonym asdfl;kj January 21, 2009
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a school district in south eastern nassau county, (at least i think its south eastern) long island. its basically the leftovers of all the other schools surrounding it. plainedge goes into the towns of bethpage, seaford, north massapequa, massapequa, farmingdale, little parts of levittown, etc. the teachers suck and look at our myspaces. were good at football, wrestling, we're :-| at basketball, and not that many plainedge kids watch the baseball games, sorry. not many kids from the school hang out with each other, we all have our "friends" from island trees, massapequa, where-ever. the building is shit, why is there granite in the lobby? we should have gotten the new middle school and the packard kids could suck it. plainedge hates every other school, but everyone hangs out with kids frmo other schools. the freshman suck, every year we get a new batch of kids who tihnk theyre cool. i cant think of anything else, so im gonna go take my ADD medicine like 94% of the plainedge population. bye.
person 1: steve guttenberg went to plainedge yay!!!! yay!!!!
person 2: who cares.
by PLAiNEDGE February 19, 2007
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plainedge kids are basically gay and the pussiest kids in the world . like every other school on long island they smoke,drink, and fight. but when they fight (island trees typically) they bring knifes and college kids. they try to take island trees kids turf and say its theirs for instance chemical, and everyone in levittown knows that island trees would kick the shit out of plainedge if they would just use their fucking fists.they stab people in broad day light and jump fat kids. (gerard)
typical plainedge convo
"what are u doing tonight"
"having a jerk circle behind the batting cage ur invited"
"rele awesome maybe we can finger each others butt holes for a little too"
"NO DOUBT I CAN'T WAIT!!!!"
by trauma mike May 03, 2009
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