Pivination

Also known as “Pi Divination.” When someone is always on the lookout for the first few digits of the transcendental number π to appear consecutively in a string of random digits, so that their appearance would give them the illusion or delusion that there is probably some hidden message among the digits for them to uncover.

For numerologists and recreational mathematicians, indulging in pivination is an activity that preoccupies their subconscious mind all the time.

by MathPlus June 24, 2021

Povenation

When a work friend decides sucking up to management is more important then friendship.

"Did you hear about, so and so?" "Yeah, she's a complete povenation".

by meowmeow1 May 25, 2010

divination

The practice of looking into the future by using tools such as tarot cards, runes, I Ching, tea leaves or palms.

The I Ching is an acient Chinese system of divination.

by tara December 1, 2004

inappropriate pissination

Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.

Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.

by Telephony December 20, 2015

Pagination

To place pages in sequential order because the author's poor Microsoft Office skills propelled the overall formatting into a interspersed and muddled mess of a document. Noun, verb, adjective.

"I am going to have to spend hours fixing the pagination of this report, the Table of Contents is all wrong." Karen told Stephanie.

"It is most certainly not to our standards." replied Stephanie.

by Wills McWilly Face September 6, 2019

Divination

The employment of magical practices (lottery, augury, or special psychic powers, etc) for the purpose of gaining knowledge of future events or events unknowable by ordinary investigation.

Some of the most popular forms of divination include tarot cards, runes, astrology and dowsing.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 1, 2010

piconation

Right now, anyone can declare a piece of land as a micronation. That means you self-declare as a country. The trick is getting other sovereign nations to recognize you. So far, not one micronation is recognized. Sealand would be about the closest one so far. That doesn't mean you can't declare yourself as your own nation, and act like it.

- to retreat into a shell that's a helluva lot smaller than a nanonation, usually because of some traumatic experience

Mike: Hey John. Have you seen Murmel today?
John: Ya. But she's gone fetal in her piconation and only sucking her thumb between beers.

Mike: What?!?! Why?
John: Ya she was gang banged last night at Jill's party after she did Joey on the table and then passed out.

by karbyn April 12, 2010