Pagination 

To place pages in sequential order because the author's poor Microsoft Office skills propelled the overall formatting into a interspersed and muddled mess of a document. Noun, verb, adjective.

"I am going to have to spend hours fixing the pagination of this report, the Table of Contents is all wrong." Karen told Stephanie.

"It is most certainly not to our standards." replied Stephanie.

Pagination by Wills McWilly Face September 6, 2019

Pagination 

What to call your friends that are named Emerson

have you heard about what happened to pagination???

yeah bro that's crazy

Pagination by marienkirche June 3, 2022

pagination 

The act of paginating a web-page, or a web page that has been paginated.

Basically, instead of putting an entire article on a single web page, to paginate is to spread the article across multiple pages. A good example is a news article containing 12 images, but each image is on a single web page, forcing you to click the 'next' button 11 times in order to see all the images.

This practice is often used by websites as a means of click-baiting the viewer; by forcing you to keep loading new pages, you're spending longer on the website - and by extension, viewing more advertisements on the site, which leads to ad revenue.

Unfortunately, this is inconvenient for the end user; particularly if they're browsing on mobile device and the connection is slow, as it greatly increases the amount of time spent waiting for pages to fully-load. It also means more mobile data is used overall as the entire page has to be reloaded each time you click the 'next' button.

My favourite news site introduced pagination to their articles, so I can't be bothered to use it any more.

pagination by Lunarclaw August 15, 2016

spontaneous vagination 

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.

"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

spontaneous vagination by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008

Pagiraton 

A command said to a beautiful woman to flash her honkers.

Tommy: yo jake did u here Blake totally gave the homies some pagiraton yesterday!
Jake: you mean all u had to do was say pagiraton and she flashed u?!
Tommy: yeah it’s that easy
Jake: imma try that on my girl

Pagiraton by Somerandomfromatx June 21, 2021

Vagination 

(slang) n. (Va-jin-a-shun)

1. A large gathering of attractive, scantily clad females in a public place.

2. Every female member of the population of a given nation.

3. The opposite of a sausage party/sausage fest.

"My wolf pack and I were hanging at Liam's last night, and all of a sudden, the entire vagination showed up."

Vagination by THE Double D January 13, 2010

cross-vagination

Having sex with the person you're in a relationship with, and then having sex with your side piece. Later bringing it full circle back to your original partner with the possibility of transmitting an STD.

I banged my wife yesterday. Today, I banged my side piece, and then had to bang my wife again, thereby causing cross-vagination.

cross-vagination by Natron444 March 19, 2014