to pass a bitch off to someone else. She might be a total bitch always, or just a bitch right now.
Especially to ditch her by setting her up with another guy, whether that's for dating or just to get some breathing room for the night. It could also be to her friends.
Especially to ditch her by setting her up with another guy, whether that's for dating or just to get some breathing room for the night. It could also be to her friends.
Jim - Hey dude. Where's Erin tonight?
Sam - She was getting on my nerves, so I rebitched her to Amanda.
Jim - Awesome. Billy and I are on our way! Woo hoo!!!
Sam - She was getting on my nerves, so I rebitched her to Amanda.
Jim - Awesome. Billy and I are on our way! Woo hoo!!!
by karbyn January 11, 2010
a coma induced by a powerpoint presentation that is too long (lol, arent they all?), too terrible (lol, arent they all?), or poorly presented (lol, arent they all?)
- uh-oh My Audience has fallen into a powerpoint coma
- The only thing I can do now is put them in funny poses and leave.
(quoted from Scott Adams, dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-06-25/)
- The only thing I can do now is put them in funny poses and leave.
(quoted from Scott Adams, dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-06-25/)
by karbyn July 05, 2010
the reverse of liposuction.
a) Where you have such a skinny ass that you can't keep your pants on and you need to have fat pushed into your body.
b) what someone who is too skinny needs to have a normal body.
a) Where you have such a skinny ass that you can't keep your pants on and you need to have fat pushed into your body.
b) what someone who is too skinny needs to have a normal body.
Jack: Look, you can see Hannah's crack when she is just standing there. She can't keep her pants around her waist.
Jill: Yeah, I know. If she got lipopushion they'd stay up.
Jill: Yeah, I know. If she got lipopushion they'd stay up.
by karbyn March 03, 2008
when you've just been bitched at, nagged at, or otherwise had a strip torn out of you by your woman, you go and recap or retell the session to your friend.
Jim - Hey dude. What's up?
Sam - Fuck man. I brought home the wrong kind of vodka. You shoulda heard her:
Sam - Hey babe!
Jackie - You got my vodka? Oh yeah. Oh for christ's sake. You were suppposed to get me peach vodka, not pear vodka. Christ, I send you out for a simple task and you can't even get that right.
Sam - Oops. I always forget which fruit you like
Jackie - Jeezus. Did you get the kalhua?
Sam - Well ....
Jackie - Oh just forget it. I'll just do it myself. I blah blah blah ....
Oh yeah, she's was never letting up
Jim - Sorry bout that man. Sometimes a man can do no right.
Sam - Ack. Forget it. I'm just rebitching
Sam - Fuck man. I brought home the wrong kind of vodka. You shoulda heard her:
Sam - Hey babe!
Jackie - You got my vodka? Oh yeah. Oh for christ's sake. You were suppposed to get me peach vodka, not pear vodka. Christ, I send you out for a simple task and you can't even get that right.
Sam - Oops. I always forget which fruit you like
Jackie - Jeezus. Did you get the kalhua?
Sam - Well ....
Jackie - Oh just forget it. I'll just do it myself. I blah blah blah ....
Oh yeah, she's was never letting up
Jim - Sorry bout that man. Sometimes a man can do no right.
Sam - Ack. Forget it. I'm just rebitching
by karbyn January 11, 2010
what happens when you're trying to think about something, but you're brain either
a) just won't engage, or
b) does engage, but won't provide any traction for your thoughts
a) just won't engage, or
b) does engage, but won't provide any traction for your thoughts
Steve - Hey Bob, what's the ... uhhh ...
Bob - Out with it dude.
Steve - Dunno man. Total brainslip.
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Joanne - Hey Suzie, how's your term paper coming along?
Suzie - Its not. I can sit for hours and think about it, but I just get total brainslip
Joanne - Haha ... just like the clutch in your old Datsun used to slip after you ground the gears out learning to drive.
Suzie - (moans) Oh, its worse than that!!
Bob - Out with it dude.
Steve - Dunno man. Total brainslip.
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Joanne - Hey Suzie, how's your term paper coming along?
Suzie - Its not. I can sit for hours and think about it, but I just get total brainslip
Joanne - Haha ... just like the clutch in your old Datsun used to slip after you ground the gears out learning to drive.
Suzie - (moans) Oh, its worse than that!!
by karbyn February 11, 2010
anarchy + economy
An economic state best described when the flow is money between regular folks is controlled by many many many unknowable unrelated uncontrollable factors. Like the dot com bubble burst in 2000, or the 2009 recession.
It involves a sharing of ideas, money, goods, and/or services by ararchistic means, ie not controlled by a single governing body.
An economic state best described when the flow is money between regular folks is controlled by many many many unknowable unrelated uncontrollable factors. Like the dot com bubble burst in 2000, or the 2009 recession.
It involves a sharing of ideas, money, goods, and/or services by ararchistic means, ie not controlled by a single governing body.
Dubya: WTF is going on. No one is buying the crap that my goverment is subsidizing from the Chinese anymore.
Cheney: No Mr President.
Dubya: Fix it. I need my millions when I get out of this Oval Office.
Cheney: Its not that simple anymore.
Dubya: Fix it. I need my millions when I get out of this Oval Office.
Cheney: People are starting to support local economies, buying from local suppliers in order to keep there money local. They want their friends and communities to have jobs, and not the overseas folks.
Dubya: Fix it. I need my millions when I get out of this Oval Office.
Cheney: There are too many factors sir. Its a complete anarconomy
Dubya: Fix it. I need my millions when I get out of this Oval Office.
Cheney: There. are. too. many. factors. to. control. It. is. an. an-ar-con-o-my. out. there.
Cheney: No Mr President.
Dubya: Fix it. I need my millions when I get out of this Oval Office.
Cheney: Its not that simple anymore.
Dubya: Fix it. I need my millions when I get out of this Oval Office.
Cheney: People are starting to support local economies, buying from local suppliers in order to keep there money local. They want their friends and communities to have jobs, and not the overseas folks.
Dubya: Fix it. I need my millions when I get out of this Oval Office.
Cheney: There are too many factors sir. Its a complete anarconomy
Dubya: Fix it. I need my millions when I get out of this Oval Office.
Cheney: There. are. too. many. factors. to. control. It. is. an. an-ar-con-o-my. out. there.
by karbyn April 15, 2010
I had raised my AK preflop, and this French in the big blind calls. Flop comes KK5. I bet and he raises all-in. Obviously I call. He turns over KT offsuit and spikes a ten on the river. What a fronk.
by karbyn May 05, 2009