Pitdick 

When your crotch is sweaty and smells like an armpit.

I just got done with my work out, now I have pitdick!

Pitdick by Awww Nasty April 9, 2016

patdick 

A patdick is just an ASCII of a penis with Patrick Star's face.

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Don't spam the patdick!

patdick by amoongust March 17, 2017

pindick

A man with a short and thin penis.

"Because his package was inadequate to satisfy her, she called him "pindick the bugfucker."

pindick by boutsos May 23, 2005

picdick 

The act of enjoying a scrumptious outdoor picnic followed by intense alfresco sex

Carleen still remembers the great picdicks she had in the Norfolk Broads:
Fantastic food, copious amount of wine and as many lovers as she could fit on the picnic rug!

picdick by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

pindick

Laughably small dick that could never please a woman.

[e-mail] from Boston has a pindick and enjoys it being laughed at as a coping mechanism. That is why he made this post.

pindick by [e-mail] October 7, 2009

Shut up Pindick 

A common saying used among the Uxbridge Plebs.
Pindick refers to Joseph B. (The Infamous Nitty).

Shut up Pindick, you nonce.

Shut up Pindick by NotKonradProkop August 11, 2021

pindick

a guy, or chick with a dick,who has a hilariously small package!

steven d

pindick by Valeria March 16, 2003