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A patdick is just an ASCII of a penis with Patrick Star's face.
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Don't spam the patdick!
patdick by amoongust March 17, 2017
A man with a short and thin penis.
"Because his package was inadequate to satisfy her, she called him "pindick the bugfucker."
pindick by boutsos May 23, 2005
The act of enjoying a scrumptious outdoor picnic followed by intense alfresco sex
Carleen still remembers the great picdicks she had in the Norfolk Broads:
Fantastic food, copious amount of wine and as many lovers as she could fit on the picnic rug!
picdick by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020
Laughably small dick that could never please a woman.
beta_male2@yahoo.com from Boston has a pindick and enjoys it being laughed at as a coping mechanism. That is why he made this post.
pindick by beta_male2@yahoo.com October 7, 2009

Shut up Pindick 

A common saying used among the Uxbridge Plebs.
Pindick refers to Joseph B. (The Infamous Nitty).
Shut up Pindick by NotKonradProkop August 11, 2021
a guy, or chick with a dick,who has a hilariously small package!
pindick by Valeria March 16, 2003
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