Pitydick

Part of the badass saying for when someone is constantly feeling sorry for themselves and you just wanna slap them. The saying being: "sorry I can't hear you over the pitydick in your mouth"

"ugh I swear no one loves me, I'm going to be alone forever"

"Margret, I'm you friend so I'm allowed to say this, but I can't hear you over the pitydick in your mouth

by ImBoredHalp April 16, 2019

Pitydicking

To give favors (usually sexual) to those with small penises, because you pity them.

"I heard Chase Peters was pitydicking Kiel, kinda kinky right"

by puresugar February 17, 2015