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Laughably small dick that could never please a woman.
beta_male2@yahoo.com from Boston has a pindick and enjoys it being laughed at as a coping mechanism. That is why he made this post.
pindick by beta_male2@yahoo.com October 7, 2009
a guy, or chick with a dick,who has a hilariously small package!
pindick by Valeria March 16, 2003

Shut up Pindick 

A common saying used among the Uxbridge Plebs.
Pindick refers to Joseph B. (The Infamous Nitty).
Shut up Pindick by NotKonradProkop August 11, 2021
The act of enjoying a scrumptious outdoor picnic followed by intense alfresco sex
Carleen still remembers the great picdicks she had in the Norfolk Broads:
Fantastic food, copious amount of wine and as many lovers as she could fit on the picnic rug!
picdick by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

pin dick 

a guy wth a samll or thin dick
eww he had a pin dick

or i couldnt give him head he has a pin dick (lyke paying a guy out)
pin dick by sam December 1, 2006

pindican 

a mixture of pakistani, indian and mexican
bradley rivers is a pindican!
pindican by steph middleditch February 17, 2022
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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