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Smolka's Postulate
There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009
Pissgate
When a politician hires a bunch of foreign prostitutes to piss all over each other on a bed once occupied by his/her political rival. The politician may or may not participate by contributing his own excrement (also known as “rhetoric”)
Melinda despises Democrats, so she hired some whores and engaged in Pissgate on the incumbent mayor’s hotel bed.
Pissgate by Cornyhotdogs November 1, 2017
Zoeb's Postulate
A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.
It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.
It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.
"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"
Zoeb's Postulate by Demolition5 February 3, 2012
Thighler Skully Age Postulate
Also known as the T-SAP, this is known as the action of underachieving by going for girls younger than the girls you went for the previous year.
Thighler Skully Age Postulate by SIGMA_ALPHA_OMEGA_BABYYYY December 11, 2010