by Pissulate December 17, 2021
Get the Pissulate mug.There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009
Get the Smolka's Postulate mug.When a politician hires a bunch of foreign prostitutes to piss all over each other on a bed once occupied by his/her political rival. The politician may or may not participate by contributing his own excrement (also known as “rhetoric”)
Melinda despises Democrats, so she hired some whores and engaged in Pissgate on the incumbent mayor’s hotel bed.
by Cornyhotdogs November 1, 2017
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It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.
It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.
"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"
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Get the pisswater mug.Also known as the T-SAP, this is known as the action of underachieving by going for girls younger than the girls you went for the previous year.
by SIGMA_ALPHA_OMEGA_BABYYYY December 11, 2010
Get the Thighler Skully Age Postulate mug.similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas
by ken power January 15, 2008
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