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Smolka's Postulate
There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009
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Zoeb's Postulate
A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.
It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.
It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.
"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"
Zoeb's Postulate by Demolition5 February 3, 2012
Piscalamente
"Look at Roberto having a nice Piscalamente on this fine Thursday afternoon, any ranch for dipping?"
Piscalamente by Barry D James January 2, 2020
Thighler Skully Age Postulate
Also known as the T-SAP, this is known as the action of underachieving by going for girls younger than the girls you went for the previous year.
Thighler Skully Age Postulate by SIGMA_ALPHA_OMEGA_BABYYYY December 11, 2010
Hindrocket Postulate
As the wingnuttiness of a crowd increases, the likelihood that they will be unintentionally homoerotic increases exponentially.
You: Hey, why are all those anti-tax nutjobs talking about teabagging? I didn't know that they like getting their balls sucked.
Me: They don't, they just happened to choose a gay sex act as the name of their movement.
You: Oh, I guess that's just the Hindrocket Postulate at work.
Me: They don't, they just happened to choose a gay sex act as the name of their movement.
You: Oh, I guess that's just the Hindrocket Postulate at work.
Hindrocket Postulate by Earl2 April 10, 2009
Reagan Postulate
Reagan Postulate by isolated kitten January 3, 2022
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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