pisculate

To urinate or piss, drain the lizard, etc..

Damn, I have to pisculate.

by gwaipo August 23, 2005

Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

Zoeb's Postulate

A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.

It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.

"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"

by Demolition5 February 3, 2012

Piscalamente

A frozen pizza. Normally cooked up without any gumption or enthusiasm.

"Look at Roberto having a nice Piscalamente on this fine Thursday afternoon, any ranch for dipping?"

by Barry D James January 2, 2020

Thighler Skully Age Postulate

Also known as the T-SAP, this is known as the action of underachieving by going for girls younger than the girls you went for the previous year.

oh thats right, tyler likes them younger and younger that Thighler Skully Age Postulate-ing mofo

by SIGMA_ALPHA_OMEGA_BABYYYY December 11, 2010

Hindrocket Postulate

As the wingnuttiness of a crowd increases, the likelihood that they will be unintentionally homoerotic increases exponentially.

You: Hey, why are all those anti-tax nutjobs talking about teabagging? I didn't know that they like getting their balls sucked.

Me: They don't, they just happened to choose a gay sex act as the name of their movement.

You: Oh, I guess that's just the Hindrocket Postulate at work.

by Earl2 April 10, 2009

Reagan Postulate

Referring to the famous Ronald Reagan philosophy: "Drunk cigs don't count."

This cigarette doesn't count due to the Reagan Postulate.

by isolated kitten January 3, 2022