A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.
It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.
It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.
"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"
by Demolition5 January 18, 2012
Describes a person who has a business casual persona, and is an overall nice guy. He treats everyone with a smile, yet people tend to pick on him because they know they can never become him. He never gives a clear answer because he is too hip for answers. There lies an underground rapper in him, starting his career big with his own move which he named after himself.
Kopala: "Hey guys, i can rap!"
Black Guy: "Kopala, u ain't no rappa; u as white as jizz, nig."
Kopala rapping: "I've got my pistol pawn cocked, Ready ta lay shots nonstop until I see your monkey ass drop..."
Black guys run away
Black Guy: "Kopala, u ain't no rappa; u as white as jizz, nig."
Kopala rapping: "I've got my pistol pawn cocked, Ready ta lay shots nonstop until I see your monkey ass drop..."
Black guys run away
by Demolition5 January 13, 2012
"hey did u see the weather, the weather man predicted a month ago that it would snow today and it did"
"Yea that guy is a Weather God
"Yea that guy is a Weather God
by Demolition5 December 26, 2011