Someone who erases the past to fit their vision of the present. From the George Orwell novel '1984'.
Why dwell on your sad childhood memories? Just have a orwellian historian take your unhappy pictures and home movies and have them destroyed. Then you block them out of your mind for good.
by Stephan Smolka September 24, 2008
The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.
by Stephan Smolka September 26, 2008
Verbosely defined as someone who sells their own personal morals and/or values for the idea of money, not necessarily for sex.
by Stephan Smolka January 06, 2009
A play on the 'soup nazi' on Seinfeld. What you are faced with when you try to speak to the host and don't phrase your question the proper way.
When it was my turn to speak, I asked the host, "How are you?" and in radio nazi fashion got booted off the air!
by Stephan Smolka December 12, 2009
A literal example of the yellow light effect is to speed up when you see a yellow light. Figuratively, you do the opposite.
by Stephan Smolka November 22, 2008
Game shows on TV are quite a puppet show. Contestants and their families are encouraged to act outrageously to drum up ratings.
by Stephan Smolka March 21, 2007
The lamest rhetorical question in the English language. Requires the answer of 'Fine' no matter how you feel or why you are going to have a conversation. An exercise for the lips and tongue.
by Stephan Smolka January 18, 2009