pisslates

The ability to effectively engage your core muscles when drunk so as to avoid injury.

After a few too many fat lambs, Madi used her pisslates skills to avoid a nasty fall as she descended the stairs at her formal.

by Smooax September 1, 2020

Pissgate

When a politician hires a bunch of foreign prostitutes to piss all over each other on a bed once occupied by his/her political rival. The politician may or may not participate by contributing his own excrement (also known as “rhetoric”)

Melinda despises Democrats, so she hired some whores and engaged in Pissgate on the incumbent mayor’s hotel bed.

by Cornyhotdogs November 1, 2017

Old Fart Pilates

A specialized genre of Pilates classes geared to older fitness conscious folks.

Well I’m off to Old Fart Pilates class, gotta keep this hardbody going!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

pink pilates princess

pink smoothies, reading in bed, workouts in pretty pink sets, 10 step skincare routines, jewellery while she works out, the ultimate girly green juice girl.

I'm in my pink pilates princess era

by charl<3 March 8, 2022

ghetto pilates

A variation of pilates designed to strengthen the abs and back, improve muscle control, and increase flexibility for spectacular marathon lovemaking sessions.

I've been working on my ghetto pilates so I can ride that tail for hours.

by majortomSF November 6, 2008

pissatisfied

Adjective. Describes the emotional state of a person who willingly decides to continue doing business with a person or company despite previous experience with that person or company rather than because of it.

The cell phone company finally admitted to their error and credited my account after I spent four hours on the telephone yelling at various customer service managers. But I like my phone too much to switch to another carrier that won't offer the same one, so I'll keep renewing my contract with them. I'm just another pissatisfied customer.

by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe October 14, 2009

pisswater

watered-down beer.

Fuck Budweiser, that shit is fucking pisswater

by r00fles April 24, 2003