Pissco

A genre of music with a catchy beat that makes you dance so hard that you pee your pants from excitement.

You: My friends were peeing their pants at the club.
Me: Yeah, pissco music really makes people piss themselves.
You: Right, that’s why it’s called a pisscotheque.
Me: Oh yeah.

by gregben March 30, 2022

Pissoffery

Circumstances resulting from one entity's perceived arrogance/douchebaggery with inflammatory effects on bystanders.

Blowing up the Middle East wouldn't be difficult if it weren't for the international pissoffery that would ensue.

by Insane People of WM April 22, 2010

pissboarding

A form of torture, similar to waterboarding, that influences compliance of a prisoner by subjecting them to the simulated experience of drowning. The interrogation subject is restrained and a sheet of fabric is wrapped over their face. Then, between 4 and 10 men simultaneously urinate on the prisoners face, which induces gagging and vomiting almost immediately. The prisoner typically begs to be executed after 3-4 seconds of pissboarding. Prisoners subjected to pissboarding often have mental scars that last a lifetime.

Chris: "Did the pissboarding get him to confess?"
Ed: "Who fuckin' cares? I've got another 12 beers to drink."

by dirtyjeff June 11, 2008

pisslo

A man who goes to the urinal right next to you when there are other ones available.

Man this pisslo came right up next to me when I was peeing, he was definitely gay!

by Noot Greenitch March 11, 2012

Pisscatorium

A room specifically designed and built for relieving ones bladder. Can also have receptacles for turtlehead removal

I needed to take a wizz but couldn't find the pisscatorium.

by Wallman1001 August 7, 2009

pisslow

League of Legends term to describe one's rank in a negative term. When someone uses this word, it is often because they are smurfing and are calling players in the same game bad. People who use this word are either performing extremely well in their game or playing bad and are taking their anger out on their team

Lmao kid you're stuck in pisslow

by Kyle v9 June 11, 2020

pisscrastinate

when you really gotta piss, but youre too lazy to get up or stop what you are doing.

While drinking beer in a recording studio, I typically pisscrastinate until my bladder explodes...but at least I get my work done. :)

by Tightness Records October 15, 2011