pissboarding 

A form of torture, similar to waterboarding, that influences compliance of a prisoner by subjecting them to the simulated experience of drowning. The interrogation subject is restrained and a sheet of fabric is wrapped over their face. Then, between 4 and 10 men simultaneously urinate on the prisoners face, which induces gagging and vomiting almost immediately. The prisoner typically begs to be executed after 3-4 seconds of pissboarding. Prisoners subjected to pissboarding often have mental scars that last a lifetime.

Chris: "Did the pissboarding get him to confess?"
Ed: "Who fuckin' cares? I've got another 12 beers to drink."

pissboarding by dirtyjeff June 11, 2008

pussyboarding 

coincidental to drowning , the torturous effects of waterboarding are at the very least agitated a bit when you find yourself, (more accurately) your face, buried in a woman's vagine and cannot breath. Caused when a woman sits on a mans face. The suffocation causes almost instant confusion and panic. The terror stricken victim stuck and with no way to let the woman know often result to body thrashing and absorbing of vagine liquid.

Pussyboarding

This post had the expressed written consent of terminal lance B.Greer of Texas.

pussyboarding by aaron6969 November 9, 2010

pussyboarding 

The process of converting a homosexual to a hetero-sexual through enhanced interrogation.

As heard on The Adam Carolla Show - 7/2/12 (38:08 min into show)

"I have a way of turning him around, it's called pussyboarding. Its an enhanced interrogation technique, it's not torture."

pussyboarding by UppityDave July 10, 2012

piss boarding

Water boarding but with piss.

They used the piss boarding technique to interrogate the suspect.

piss boarding by I dont care call me whatever June 27, 2021

Pussyboarding 

When you are eating your female partner out and in the process of her approaching orgasm she starts to release her bladder, squirting in and around your mouth.

True patriots finish the job and don’t succumb to a woman’s pussyboarding as the clitoral tongue interrogation intensifies and the waves of squirt bombard the fortunate (but also unfortunate) fellow between her legs.

Pussyboarding by Rilla J May 24, 2024