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1. The act of your weewee/vagina leeking.
2. Sometimes forced act of urinating.
I am peeing on your leg.

Bobby can't stop peeing his pants.

She is peeing abnormally.
peeing by CJDJ September 25, 2005
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Term used when friends are laughing obnoxiously loud; or when something is very funny. Almost as if they are about to pee their pants, but not actually urinating.
person 1: "LOOK AT THE THOUSAND CLIPS IN THAT GIRLS HAIR."
person 2: "IM PEEING. IM PEEEEEING. IM PEEEEING."
peeing by ckkay December 15, 2010
When a person, typically a female, starts obnoxiously posting comments and writing on someone's Facebook wall in an attempt to "make her territory." A girl can also "pee" in an attempt to force a guy into a relationship.
Kyle's new girlfriend has been peeing on his wal a lotl lately, she so wants other girls to know she exists.
Peeing by Alexa116 May 17, 2011
when you drink a lot of water and don't make it to potty
jimmy: look billy is peeing his pants
billy: it is not funny
peeing by brave as ever January 26, 2021

peeing games 

You came from The Big Guns episode (s6 ep. 12) of Modern Family. Dont deny it.
"I've tried everything, books, songs, and parenting websites!"
"Hell! Don't search up Peeing Games on the internet"
peeing games by roxmstar July 23, 2020

Peeing on the same bush

A replacement for "On the same page". Means that you are in agreement with someone else.
"I agree with Bill, we're peeing on the same bush"

Peeing sitting down 

When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.

Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.
Yeah I like peeing sitting down, deal with it.
Peeing sitting down by Im a wizard. September 15, 2016
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murderhobo 

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