pisslo

A man who goes to the urinal right next to you when there are other ones available.

Man this pisslo came right up next to me when I was peeing, he was definitely gay!

by Noot Greenitch March 11, 2012

Pissoffery

Circumstances resulting from one entity's perceived arrogance/douchebaggery with inflammatory effects on bystanders.

Blowing up the Middle East wouldn't be difficult if it weren't for the international pissoffery that would ensue.

by Insane People of WM April 22, 2010

pissboarding

A form of torture, similar to waterboarding, that influences compliance of a prisoner by subjecting them to the simulated experience of drowning. The interrogation subject is restrained and a sheet of fabric is wrapped over their face. Then, between 4 and 10 men simultaneously urinate on the prisoners face, which induces gagging and vomiting almost immediately. The prisoner typically begs to be executed after 3-4 seconds of pissboarding. Prisoners subjected to pissboarding often have mental scars that last a lifetime.

Chris: "Did the pissboarding get him to confess?"
Ed: "Who fuckin' cares? I've got another 12 beers to drink."

by dirtyjeff June 11, 2008

Pinslop

A short and stout man who will say anything to appear like a better person. Claims to accept all opinions but will make anyone bearing a differing opinion feel like complete shit. Also possesses extremely unfavorable and bland interests such as baseball and weed addiction.

The new history professor is a total Pinslop. He gave my paper a lower grade just because I said the bombing of Hiroshima was a good thing.

by Weegee.exe July 19, 2021

pisslow

League of Legends term to describe one's rank in a negative term. When someone uses this word, it is often because they are smurfing and are calling players in the same game bad. People who use this word are either performing extremely well in their game or playing bad and are taking their anger out on their team

Lmao kid you're stuck in pisslow

by Kyle v9 June 11, 2020

bogus pisson

Very similar to a peon; some bungsnoipe who is regarded as a nobody -- usually at their place of employ, but in this case the bogus pisson can be at other locations too such as at bars, nightclubs, dance halls, etc.

This phrase came into existance from the Anthrax album "Among the Living" that was released in 1987; specifically in the song "Imitation of Life".

How many times have you heard this today?
Some bogus pisson saying 'Let's do lunch babe!'
For them this bullshit, it's their whole life;
Cut through the bullshit with a knife!

by Telephony December 19, 2011

Pissbone

An erection fueled not by arousal but rather the insatiable urge to urinate.

A young male who, on the surface appears to have it all together, but behind the scenes is a total trainwreck of a human being with no regard for civilized society or social norms.

Dude I woke up with a raging pissbone this morning, but then I took a leak and it was all gone.

That party was fun until those Pissbones left hot pocket crumbs all over the couch and started a "chug" chant.

by poortubgirl October 13, 2011