dirtyjeff's definitions

berry basket

Simply a scrotum, nutsack, etc.

I shaved my berry basket on Tuesday and now it itches.

by dirtyjeff March 16, 2008

Jewmbalaya

Jambalaya, without any pork products.

We were going to make Jambalaya but, since Phil is Jewish, he can't eat any pork products. We had to leave out the ham and sausage and settle for Jewmbalaya instead.

by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008

Ditch Bitch

Essentially, a crack whore who's covered in mud from the ditch that a trucker pushed her into, after she finished giving him a blowjob.

Phil: "Hey, was that Tessie?"
Chris: "You mean the girl who's covered in mud, with cum on her face? Yeah, that's Tessie."
Phil: "Wow, what a ditch bitch!"

by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

Turdrific

Another way of saying that someone or something is "the shit".

Man, Al Gore is turdrific! He's really the shit!

by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008

Ninja Nig

A black person who's trained in the ways of the ninja. Ninja Nigs typically possess exceptional night time stealth ability, as long as they don't smile.

Chris: "Do you think Wesley Snipes can ninja nig his way out of prison?"
Sean: "Shit no, nigga."

by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

Snatchmo

An incredibly talented, female trumpet player, approaching the level of Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong.

That girl can really play the horn. She's a regular Snatchmo.

by dirtyjeff March 16, 2008

Hillarectum

An unpleasant medical condition where shit keeps leaking out your ass, similar to the way it constantly flows out of Hillary Clinton's mouth.

Phil: "Dude, something stinks!"
Jeff: "Yeah, I have a case of Hillarectum. Sorry 'bout the smell."
Phil: "Maybe you should get an Obama to take care of that."

by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008