An unpleasant medical condition where shit keeps leaking out your ass, similar to the way it constantly flows out of Hillary Clinton's mouth.
Phil: "Dude, something stinks!"
Jeff: "Yeah, I have a case of Hillarectum. Sorry 'bout the smell."
Phil: "Maybe you should get an Obama to take care of that."
Jeff: "Yeah, I have a case of Hillarectum. Sorry 'bout the smell."
Phil: "Maybe you should get an Obama to take care of that."
by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008
Get the Hillarectummug. by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008
Get the Turdrificmug. Essentially, a crack whore who's covered in mud from the ditch that a trucker pushed her into, after she finished giving him a blowjob.
Phil: "Hey, was that Tessie?"
Chris: "You mean the girl who's covered in mud, with cum on her face? Yeah, that's Tessie."
Phil: "Wow, what a ditch bitch!"
Chris: "You mean the girl who's covered in mud, with cum on her face? Yeah, that's Tessie."
Phil: "Wow, what a ditch bitch!"
by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008
Get the Ditch Bitchmug. We were going to make Jambalaya but, since Phil is Jewish, he can't eat any pork products. We had to leave out the ham and sausage and settle for Jewmbalaya instead.
by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008
Get the Jewmbalayamug. A form of torture, similar to waterboarding, that influences compliance of a prisoner by subjecting them to the simulated experience of drowning. The interrogation subject is restrained and a sheet of fabric is wrapped over their face. Then, between 4 and 10 men simultaneously urinate on the prisoners face, which induces gagging and vomiting almost immediately. The prisoner typically begs to be executed after 3-4 seconds of pissboarding. Prisoners subjected to pissboarding often have mental scars that last a lifetime.
Chris: "Did the pissboarding get him to confess?"
Ed: "Who fuckin' cares? I've got another 12 beers to drink."
Ed: "Who fuckin' cares? I've got another 12 beers to drink."
by dirtyjeff June 11, 2008
Get the pissboardingmug. A thief who steals the wallet out of his victims' back pocket, while the victim is using a urinal in a public restroom.
Phil: "Man, my wallet was just stolen in the men's room!
Chris: "Dude, you really gotta watch out for those Piss Bandits.
Chris: "Dude, you really gotta watch out for those Piss Bandits.
by dirtyjeff March 26, 2009
Get the Piss Banditmug. A devoted follower of Hillary Clinton, who has been brainwashed into believing that she isn't a deceitful cuntwhore who's completely full of shit.
I can't believe that Dennis is such a hillaretard. I thought he had something resembling a brain in his head, but I guess I was wrong.
by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008
Get the hillaretardmug.