pissbottle {
pronounced, "PĬS'bŏtl"} (n.)
One of those plastic lidded urinal jugs that you often see in
hospitals & nursing homes. Sometimes sold through consumer medical catalogues under such names as JOHN, JANE, FEMINATOR, etc.
{Mark} Hey Martha, can you please
hand me the pissbottle next to the bed?
{Martha}
Fuck off Mark,
why don't you just toddle right over to the toilet and pass micturition like a grown-up!