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phoneballs
Todd: Man, I can't believe Lisa called me a cunt rag!
James: Don't worry about it man, she wouldn't have said that to your face, she just grew some phoneballs.
James: Don't worry about it man, she wouldn't have said that to your face, she just grew some phoneballs.
phoneballs by prankmaster June 5, 2007
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Phonewalled
Similar to paywalled, it indicates a website or service that requires you to register with your phone number.
Phonewalled by csehszlovakze October 20, 2019
phonerable
"Phonerable" is the deep-seated stinging sensation of fear, vulnerability and panic felt by those unfortunate souls who do not know the whereabouts or cannot operate their personal cellular device.
Clementine dropped her Blackberry in the toilet and even before the shining metal was submerged in the shimmering beer urine, her soul slipped deep into a "phonerable" state of awe and terror.
phonerable by ChurchofGoogle August 4, 2009
PhoneSells
PhoneSells by 30 hawk November 24, 2009
jewish phonecall
The act of dialling a number, allowing it to ring for just long enough for the person to get their phone in their hand, and then hanging up, forcing them to have to call you back and spend their own money/credit on the call.
"Yeah if you want me, just give me a Jewish phonecall and I'll get you back."
"All Josh ever does is Jewish phonecall."
"All Josh ever does is Jewish phonecall."
jewish phonecall by ColBoyAsh December 23, 2006
Perfect Phonecall
"Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
Perfect Phonecall by k80theshade November 17, 2019
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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