PhoneSells
PhoneSells by 30 hawk November 24, 2009
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Todd: Man, I can't believe Lisa called me a cunt rag!
James: Don't worry about it man, she wouldn't have said that to your face, she just grew some phoneballs.
James: Don't worry about it man, she wouldn't have said that to your face, she just grew some phoneballs.
phoneballs by prankmaster June 5, 2007
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Phonesplosion
The moment when your cell phone starts to vibrate for a length of time due to an influx of texts. There are a few reasons this may occur.
1) A long text from one person, which goes over the character limit and is thus sent as a series of texts, all received at around the same time.
2) Many people text you all at once, or in very close proximity, often referring to the same subject
3) Your phone buzzes when you receive an email, and REPLY ALL happens.
Other causes include telemarketers and Lots of people expecting a lot from you at the same time.
1) A long text from one person, which goes over the character limit and is thus sent as a series of texts, all received at around the same time.
2) Many people text you all at once, or in very close proximity, often referring to the same subject
3) Your phone buzzes when you receive an email, and REPLY ALL happens.
Other causes include telemarketers and Lots of people expecting a lot from you at the same time.
"Why is she not texting me back?"
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"That was quite the Phonesplosion"
Phonesplosion by NumberTeaAndLetterSoup December 14, 2011
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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Hopeslop
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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trespooping
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
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