phonerable

"Phonerable" is the deep-seated stinging sensation of fear, vulnerability and panic felt by those unfortunate souls who do not know the whereabouts or cannot operate their personal cellular device.

Clementine dropped her Blackberry in the toilet and even before the shining metal was submerged in the shimmering beer urine, her soul slipped deep into a "phonerable" state of awe and terror.

by ChurchofGoogle August 4, 2009

Phonerbate

See Phonerbation, past tense of Phonerbation. Sex over the phone.

Did you Phonerbate yesterday?

by Peter J Cireus August 22, 2008

Phonewalled

Similar to paywalled, it indicates a website or service that requires you to register with your phone number.

I can't register at twitter, it's phonewalled.

by csehszlovakze October 20, 2019

PHONERAPE

When someone calls or texts you without your permission. They have violated your ears and have forced their conversation upon you. It's usually someone you don't want to be in contact with like an annoying co-worker, former friend or just some moron you know.

The girl text the guy so many times, the guy screamed out "PHONERAPE!" He was never the same again and went into the corner crying while holding himself.

by lolz09 January 27, 2009

phoneRAGE

The act of calling an a person with the intent of screaming or playing loud music into the receiver until he or she hangs up the phone.

"Man, John totally phoneraged Katie at the concert last night during the song about a cheating girlfriend."

by the kom December 16, 2007

Phoneable

One is able to receive a phone call

Errrrr....are you phoneable right now?

by Theves August 14, 2018

Phonable

1. In a situation where one can be phoned and be able to hear, speak or text.

2. Adj. A message that can be sent on a phone. Generally a text message.

"Are you phonable right now, or will you bf hear us?"

"Is the result of my biopsy phonable?"

by Dakini Di January 28, 2010